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"Hi folks, I'm Clayton Rockjaw, I'll be your protagonist tonight." #Monsterdon

Nice of them to detail the Yeti's travel itinerary. #Monsterdon

This film has all the qualities of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't. #Monsterdon

O CANADA

MY HOME AND NATIVE YETI #Monsterdon

No kid, go back to sleep. You can still avoid being in this film if you try. #Monsterdon

Oi, that green screen. We're in for some real quality here tonight. #Monsterdon

Just spraying backstory all over the ground. #Monsterdon

"He's got to live free! As he likes!"

Yeti's gonna get a timeshare in Boca, yeah. #Monsterdon

Great the way you can see the clouds and mountains through the yeti in that shot >_> #Monsterdon

"I'll enrich his oxygen"

Oh yeah, baby, let's hotbox this ape #Monsterdon

Oh, the booth is a tiny carwash for yetis #Monsterdon

O FOOT-UNA #Monsterdon

CLEAR! Breathe, you goddamn yeti, breathe! Don't give in! #Monsterdon

...That's literally just Bob Vila two days without a shave #Monsterdon

"The yeti! IS ALIVE!"

...Uh, yay? I guess that's good? I guess? #Monsterdon

"Cliff! Press the red button!"

They're ALL RED, you dipshit! #Monsterdon

That is the smuggest turn of a dial ever seen on screen. #Monsterdon

And here we see Wilt Chamberlain descending the stairs, having delivered the ultimatum to the Yeti Powers... #Monsterdon

Hm, yeti's made of novelty foam rubber. #Monsterdon

"Do nothing to excite him!"

So, just keep producing this movie. Nothing exciting at all. #Monsterdon

TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS #Monsterdon

Oh dear, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the tender heart of a child to bring this yeti under control--

Whoops, kid just got trampled to death, never mind #Monsterdon

eeeeeeuch stop licking things D: #Monsterdon

Looks like they gave the yeti a mani pedi #Monsterdon

RUN HE'S THROWING HO SCALE TREES #Monsterdon

What is it, Lassie? Rich kids are dead? Yeah, neat! #Monsterdon

"Don't move!"

Yeah, yeti vision is based on movement. #Monsterdon

And now, the tender yeti hand theme for strings #Monsterdon

eeeeeeeew #Monsterdon

Dog's like, "At last, a chance to escape this film!" #Monsterdon

This yeti's got a great range of expression

O-O

this film is *really really* groady #Monsterdon

Always nice to have a professor along, makes it easier to pull plot points out of your ass like that. #Monsterdon

Oh, it's Social Grooming time, huh?

This film is GROADY. #Monsterdon

Enjoy the fish entrails in your hair, girl. #Monsterdon

"He's mistaken you for his wife"

FUCKING

GROADY

And now, unrestrained capitalism. #Monsterdon

JESUS would you give us some WARNING before you turn the O Fortuna back on? Man. #Monsterdon

Man, there's no party like a Canadian Carnivale

>_>;

PLEASE tell me he's gonna climb the CN Tower at some point. #Monsterdon

Guys got calves like turkey drumsticks. #Monsterdon

Jane! Jane, it's important to set up our romantic entanglement for the dramatic third act! #Monsterdon

I feel like there's only two ways to feel about a #Monsterdon movie at the two-thirds mark; either "there's no way this lasts another half hour" or "shouldn't this plot have started by now?"

No no, it's alright, I'll just wait here. Dangling from the 32nd floor. I'm fine, you go do your steparobics. #Monsterdon

Oh, time to get her Fay Wray on. Nice. #Monsterdon

Toronto cops are yellow?

Also the cars they drive are yellow? #Monsterdon

It's the 70's everybody's got great hair. Even if most of it's on people's backs. #Monsterdon

GET TO THE TOWER, YETI, WE GOTTA KING KONG THIS SHIT #Monsterdon

How can you NOT KNOW where the GIANT APEMAN IS? #Monsterdon

Yeti caught covid, poor guy. Should've gotten the vaccine :/ #Monsterdon

Oh good, time to read the newspaper. Oh hey, a story about the Yeti... Page 3... #Monsterdon

They unplugged his CPAP machine, you BASTARDS #Monsterdon

"If the yeti doesn't get oxygen he'll die!"

So who wants to give him mouth to mouth? #Monsterdon

Oh man, right into the locker. Takes you back, huh? Third period, right after gym. #Monsterdon

Oh dang, they actually killed off the old man? Didn't think they had it in them. #Monsterdon

"Hello police? Yeah, send over two taxis and a couple Oldsmobiles. Thanks." #Monsterdon

Throwing cardboard boxes like a true 70's action sequence, yeti's a natural #Monsterdon

You can't have a STEALTH SEQUENCE with a FIFTY FOOT APE

FOUL #Monsterdon

On the other hand, that is a creative foot murder there, good job #Monsterdon

HE WAS HIDING

NEXT TO A WINDOW