O CANADA
MY HOME AND NATIVE YETI #Monsterdon
No kid, go back to sleep. You can still avoid being in this film if you try. #Monsterdon
Oi, that green screen. We're in for some real quality here tonight. #Monsterdon
Just spraying backstory all over the ground. #Monsterdon
"He's got to live free! As he likes!"
Yeti's gonna get a timeshare in Boca, yeah. #Monsterdon
Great the way you can see the clouds and mountains through the yeti in that shot >_> #Monsterdon
"I'll enrich his oxygen"
Oh yeah, baby, let's hotbox this ape #Monsterdon
Oh, the booth is a tiny carwash for yetis #Monsterdon
O FOOT-UNA #Monsterdon
CLEAR! Breathe, you goddamn yeti, breathe! Don't give in! #Monsterdon
...That's literally just Bob Vila two days without a shave #Monsterdon
"The yeti! IS ALIVE!"
...Uh, yay? I guess that's good? I guess? #Monsterdon
"Cliff! Press the red button!"
They're ALL RED, you dipshit! #Monsterdon
That is the smuggest turn of a dial ever seen on screen. #Monsterdon
And here we see Wilt Chamberlain descending the stairs, having delivered the ultimatum to the Yeti Powers... #Monsterdon
Hm, yeti's made of novelty foam rubber. #Monsterdon
"Do nothing to excite him!"
So, just keep producing this movie. Nothing exciting at all. #Monsterdon
TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS
#Monsterdon
Oh dear, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the tender heart of a child to bring this yeti under control--
Whoops, kid just got trampled to death, never mind #Monsterdon
eeeeeeuch stop licking things D: #Monsterdon
Looks like they gave the yeti a mani pedi #Monsterdon
RUN HE'S THROWING HO SCALE TREES #Monsterdon
What is it, Lassie? Rich kids are dead? Yeah, neat! #Monsterdon
"Don't move!"
Yeah, yeti vision is based on movement. #Monsterdon
And now, the tender yeti hand theme for strings #Monsterdon
eeeeeeeew #Monsterdon
Dog's like, "At last, a chance to escape this film!" #Monsterdon
This yeti's got a great range of expression
O-O
this film is *really really* groady #Monsterdon
Always nice to have a professor along, makes it easier to pull plot points out of your ass like that. #Monsterdon
Oh, it's Social Grooming time, huh?
This film is GROADY. #Monsterdon
Enjoy the fish entrails in your hair, girl. #Monsterdon
"He's mistaken you for his wife"
FUCKING
GROADY
And now, unrestrained capitalism. #Monsterdon
JESUS would you give us some WARNING before you turn the O Fortuna back on? Man. #Monsterdon
Man, there's no party like a Canadian Carnivale
>_>;
PLEASE tell me he's gonna climb the CN Tower at some point. #Monsterdon
...He jumped out of that glass case like Octaman coming out of an RV. #Monsterdon
Guys got calves like turkey drumsticks. #Monsterdon
Jane! Jane, it's important to set up our romantic entanglement for the dramatic third act! #Monsterdon
I feel like there's only two ways to feel about a #Monsterdon movie at the two-thirds mark; either "there's no way this lasts another half hour" or "shouldn't this plot have started by now?"
No no, it's alright, I'll just wait here. Dangling from the 32nd floor. I'm fine, you go do your steparobics. #Monsterdon
Oh, time to get her Fay Wray on. Nice. #Monsterdon
Toronto cops are yellow?
Also the cars they drive are yellow? #Monsterdon
It's the 70's everybody's got great hair. Even if most of it's on people's backs. #Monsterdon
GET TO THE TOWER, YETI, WE GOTTA KING KONG THIS SHIT #Monsterdon
How can you NOT KNOW where the GIANT APEMAN IS? #Monsterdon
Yeti caught covid, poor guy. Should've gotten the vaccine :/ #Monsterdon
Oh good, time to read the newspaper. Oh hey, a story about the Yeti... Page 3... #Monsterdon
They unplugged his CPAP machine, you BASTARDS #Monsterdon
"If the yeti doesn't get oxygen he'll die!"
So who wants to give him mouth to mouth? #Monsterdon
Oh man, right into the locker. Takes you back, huh? Third period, right after gym. #Monsterdon
Oh dang, they actually killed off the old man? Didn't think they had it in them. #Monsterdon
"Hello police? Yeah, send over two taxis and a couple Oldsmobiles. Thanks." #Monsterdon
Throwing cardboard boxes like a true 70's action sequence, yeti's a natural #Monsterdon
You can't have a STEALTH SEQUENCE with a FIFTY FOOT APE
FOUL #Monsterdon
On the other hand, that is a creative foot murder there, good job #Monsterdon
HE WAS HIDING
NEXT TO A WINDOW
oh that is
full on yeti freeball right there
D:
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the yeti
has been approved #Monsterdon
What's that, Lassie? Yeti fell down a well? #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe god please don't ask that question with this crowd, it'll get weird way too quickly