Sir Reginald C. Fluffypants<p>My mum isn't a turtle in the desert, my dad doesn't read magazines, I've never been given a leather wallet and I don't like your owl. Why does everyone keep asking me these inane questions? I'll tell you about my mother!</p><p><a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/dogstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogstodon</span></a> <a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/corgisofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corgisofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/corgi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corgi</span></a> <a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/corgiswithtails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corgiswithtails</span></a> <a href="https://bellow.el.drit.ch/tags/tugofwar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tugofwar</span></a></p>