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Oh, he's been absorbed by the black oil alien from The X-Files. #Monsterdon

Oo, stabbed him right in the silicone pouch. #Monsterdon

"We're your family now."

Oh, great. Wonderful, thanks, uh, dad :/

You're ripping off SHELOB now? Read another book, motherfucker! #Monsterdon

Fair play to Muttonchops Gandalf, it's never fun visiting your ex. #Monsterdon

And the dog thing whimpers out like the pointless bit it was. #Monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Here comes the airplane, little kingy, brrrrrrummm! #Monsterdon

The queen is trapped in the Final Fantasy parts of a Kingdom Hearts game. #Monsterdon

Oh, the Beast is a Republican. #Monsterdon

Ah, the great power of the Beast to shove a woman offstage. At higher levels he gets a long pole with a hook at the end. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Lala Barina nest. #Monsterdon #monsterhunter

Oh we're getting some stop motion spider! :D I knew this movie would be worthwhile :D #Monsterdon

"I was supposed to be in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Spielberg never returns my calls!" #Monsterdon

Oh, the Mirror of Maybeline. #Monsterdon

Well, Hobby Lobby's never taking return on that hourglass now :/ #Monsterdon

Nice to see they left raytracing on. #Monsterdon

"Fly, you fools." #Monsterdon

Firemares, or as they're more usually known, beer horsies. #Monsterdon

So we're just getting an extended horse-rustling scene, huh? #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the guy in the cyclops prosthetic, tho, he's earning his pay like four times over. #Monsterdon

"Each to his fate."

My fate is another handful of chocolate, I think. #Monsterdon

"We had no time!"

BITCH THIS MOVIE IS TWO HOURS LONG YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME. #Monsterdon

♪ Fun fun fun 'till your daddy takes your fire horseys awaaaaayaay ♪ #Monsterdon

On dasher! On dancer! On prancer and vixen! #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, majestic. C'mon guys, it's always like this when you finally get the airship in RPGs. #Monsterdon

Ha, it's Star Trek set mountain :D #Monsterdon

Rock climbing, guys. #Monsterdon

And another Redshirt bites the dust! #Monsterdon

Eddington halfway up the mountain like,

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm scream there. #Monsterdon

Heh, kind of a half-aborted dodge roll there from our bandit chieftan :P #Monsterdon

"Tell Merith I loved her. Also Sally. And Bridget, and Ginny, and Bobby, and..." #Monsterdon

Let's GLAIVE IT, BABY #Monsterdon

Unfortunately the Glaive does not have the power to properly greenscreen an actor into a scene. :/ #Monsterdon

Another missed opportunity: The Glaive should totally have cut a Wile E. Coyote outline for the Prince. #Monsterdon

This is why you throw Indy the whip back, dude. #Monsterdon

Yeah, everyone knows the boomerang's the best Zelda weapon, it's not even a contest. #Monsterdon

Okay, NOW it's Rygar. #Monsterdon

He's fighting a giant baby :/ #Monsterdon

Glaive just hanging in midair like, dude I'm not sure I'm interested enough to finish this fight, gimme a sec. #Monsterdon

...So when's the boss's second form appear? #Monsterdon

There we go :P #Monsterdon

"What about the ROUSes?"

"I don't think they exist." #Monsterdon

Wait, so

The Beast, extraterrestrial invader, is bested by the power of heterosexual marriage??? #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, Samus has to stop and save the animals who taught her how to walljump, we know how it goes. #Monsterdon

Did I already use the "Fly, you fools!" bit? ...Oh I did, huh :/ #Monsterdon

...Yeah hold on, he's gonna BURN A HOLE in the VOLCANIC ROCK

>_>

Whoops, there goes the Eye of Sauron. #Monsterdon

Ergo shows up two weeks later as the Dread Pirate Roberts. #Monsterdon

jesus finally

that was an enormous kruller #Monsterdon

Well the plot was dumb but it had fun effects and a really shockingly good cyclops, so hey :D #Monsterdon

Of course in the book the king dies hours later because they didn't wait for the reviving pill to reach full potency, but grandpa didn't read that part to his sick grandson, so #Monsterdon

Also that last bit of narration could've just said, "And also we sadly misread the desire for a sequel." #Monsterdon