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Huh, I take it back, it's actually better than a Star Trek set. Nice :D

He had to check, he forgot what England's flag looks like >_>

"Bryce to Mothership, we got some weird shit goin' on down here."

Oh check it out, someone just found the fourth Golden Ticket.

He better be careful with that ticker tape, he's gonna fling that rug straight off his bald pate.

"We don't let him watch television"

He keeps threatening to shoot Barney :/

Oh damn, where do I go to get THIS nursing home room? This is awesome.

Hghh. Our movie's prologue is starting its own prologue >_>

"The basic idea is the important thing! After that it's just slogging away!"

Yeah, actual dialogue and plot isn't important, once you've got a concept everything else is downhill.

>_> >_> >_>

"All my money is in boots"

Get it? Because I'm A HEEL

Tuba music. That's... Never a good sign.

Waiting for her to start singing to ben Franklin about her husband playing the violin.

...$5000 for a house.

>_>

"Arnold, I've just spoken to an absolute crackpot."

He's making Everlasting Gobstoppers

Cavorite, we're gonna build caves with it.

...We know what gravity is, dude :/

He's been laughing too hard again.

EEEEEY CAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOT

Minerals? Oh, well, THAT's interesting to an English imperialist.

If he's gonna spend the whole film shouting like that I'm gonna take my headphones off.

"You see dear, I'm a massive fraud."

There y'go girl, run over the geese. It's self defense.

I see gun safety was top of the list on this expedition.

Ritalin could've saved this film.

He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors.

Yeah, my mom warned me about women leaving the greenhouse doors open, too.

????

"Liberty! Liberty!"

Yeah the geese are escaping their creditors, too.

And so they all died. The end!

"We're headed straight for the sun!"

Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with.

Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters.

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design.

♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪

Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon.

...So they're just gonna put her in the closet?

Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result.

Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit.

Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon.

"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... :/

He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way.

Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too.

Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword.

A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all!

You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver.

Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. :/

"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!"

Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition.

Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment.

...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/

...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots?

NOW who won't shut the goddamn greenhouse door, old man?

"What is it?"

Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive.

AT LAST

SOME HARRYHAUSEN

That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen.

YES, STONE THE OBNOXIOUS PROFESSOR

KILL, CATERPILLAR, KILL!!