...$5000 for a house.
>_>
"Arnold, I've just spoken to an absolute crackpot." #Monsterdon
He's making Everlasting Gobstoppers #Monsterdon
Cavorite, we're gonna build caves with it. #Monsterdon
...We know what gravity is, dude :/ #Monsterdon
He's been laughing too hard again. #Monsterdon
EEEEEY CAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOT #Monsterdon
He's so SHOUTY :/ #Monsterdon
I miss the moon :/ #Monsterdon
Minerals? Oh, well, THAT's interesting to an English imperialist. #Monsterdon
Aaaaaaaaaand boom. #Monsterdon
A-HAW-HAW #Monsterdon
If he's gonna spend the whole film shouting like that I'm gonna take my headphones off. #Monsterdon
"You see dear, I'm a massive fraud." #Monsterdon
There y'go girl, run over the geese. It's self defense. #Monsterdon
I see gun safety was top of the list on this expedition. #Monsterdon
Ritalin could've saved this film. #Monsterdon
He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors. #Monsterdon
Yeah, my mom warned me about women leaving the greenhouse doors open, too.
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"Liberty! Liberty!"
Yeah the geese are escaping their creditors, too. #Monsterdon
And so they all died. The end! #Monsterdon
"We're headed straight for the sun!"
Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with. #Monsterdon
Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters. #Monsterdon
Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design. #Monsterdon
♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪ #Monsterdon
Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon. #Monsterdon
...So they're just gonna put her in the closet? #Monsterdon
Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result. #Monsterdon
...So they gotta boop noses to talk? #Monsterdon
Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit. #Monsterdon
Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon. #Monsterdon
"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"
You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... :/ #Monsterdon
He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon
Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon
Oh, Wormsign. #Monsterdon
Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword. #Monsterdon
A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all! #Monsterdon
You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver. #Monsterdon
Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. :/ #Monsterdon
"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!" #Monsterdon
Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition. #Monsterdon
Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment. #Monsterdon
...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon
...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots? #Monsterdon
NOW who won't shut the goddamn greenhouse door, old man? #Monsterdon
"What is it?"
Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive. #Monsterdon
AT LAST
SOME HARRYHAUSEN #Monsterdon
That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen. #Monsterdon
YES, STONE THE OBNOXIOUS PROFESSOR
KILL, CATERPILLAR, KILL!! #Monsterdon
Personally, I trust Mothra's children to be judge jury and executioner. #Monsterdon
NOOO, NOT THE CATERPILLAR
TAKE ME INSTEAD #Monsterdon
Oh excellent skeleton. #Monsterdon
Oh they've got a voice modulator. #Monsterdon
CATERPILLARS DON'T HAVE SKELETONS
FOUL
Huh. Moon piranhas. #Monsterdon
"...And here you see our Mtn Dew storage facilities..." #Monsterdon
Sorry, MOONtn Dew #Monsterdon
Oh, this is where they keep the sailors. You know, the Sailors On The Moon, the ones with harpoons. #Monsterdon
They're generating their power by shining sunlight on one of my Christmas ornaments. #Monsterdon
"Entirely reasonable I suppose"
So you're a Tory, then, Prof? :/ #Monsterdon
Don't worry, STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IMPERIALISM WILL SAVE THE DAY #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe but I spared no expense
@CactuarJoe I mean he's a guy who uses "Imperial!" as a general positive exclamation so...