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...$5000 for a house.

>_>

"Arnold, I've just spoken to an absolute crackpot."

He's making Everlasting Gobstoppers

Cavorite, we're gonna build caves with it.

...We know what gravity is, dude :/

He's been laughing too hard again.

EEEEEY CAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOT

Minerals? Oh, well, THAT's interesting to an English imperialist.

If he's gonna spend the whole film shouting like that I'm gonna take my headphones off.

"You see dear, I'm a massive fraud."

There y'go girl, run over the geese. It's self defense.

I see gun safety was top of the list on this expedition.

Ritalin could've saved this film.

He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors.

Yeah, my mom warned me about women leaving the greenhouse doors open, too.

????

"Liberty! Liberty!"

Yeah the geese are escaping their creditors, too.

And so they all died. The end!

"We're headed straight for the sun!"

Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with.

Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters.

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design.

♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪

Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon.

...So they're just gonna put her in the closet?

Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result.

...So they gotta boop noses to talk?

Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit.

Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon.

"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... :/

He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way.

Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too.

Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword.

A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all!

You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver.

Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. :/

"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!"

Cactuar Joe

Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition.

Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment.

...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/

...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots?

NOW who won't shut the goddamn greenhouse door, old man?

"What is it?"

Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive.

AT LAST

SOME HARRYHAUSEN

That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen.

YES, STONE THE OBNOXIOUS PROFESSOR

KILL, CATERPILLAR, KILL!!

Personally, I trust Mothra's children to be judge jury and executioner.

NOOO, NOT THE CATERPILLAR

TAKE ME INSTEAD

Oh they've got a voice modulator.

CATERPILLARS DON'T HAVE SKELETONS

FOUL

"...And here you see our Mtn Dew storage facilities..."

Oh, this is where they keep the sailors. You know, the Sailors On The Moon, the ones with harpoons.

They're generating their power by shining sunlight on one of my Christmas ornaments.

"Entirely reasonable I suppose"

So you're a Tory, then, Prof? :/

Don't worry, STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IMPERIALISM WILL SAVE THE DAY

@CactuarJoe I mean he's a guy who uses "Imperial!" as a general positive exclamation so...