He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon
Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon
Oh, Wormsign. #Monsterdon
Nice reflector, I'm assuming you need to change the light direction to solve the puzzle and get to the Master Sword. #Monsterdon
A Selunite!? We're worshippers of Shar, kill them all! #Monsterdon
You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver. #Monsterdon
Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. :/ #Monsterdon
"No, don't kill them! I have poxy blankets we could use instead!" #Monsterdon
Yeah lesson one is never bring the investors on the expedition. #Monsterdon
Oh man, Kate has doomed our heroes to a lingering, suffocating death! You go girl! Excellent work, finally showing good judgment. #Monsterdon
...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon
...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots? #Monsterdon
NOW who won't shut the goddamn greenhouse door, old man? #Monsterdon
"What is it?"
Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive. #Monsterdon
AT LAST
SOME HARRYHAUSEN #Monsterdon
That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen. #Monsterdon
YES, STONE THE OBNOXIOUS PROFESSOR
KILL, CATERPILLAR, KILL!! #Monsterdon
Personally, I trust Mothra's children to be judge jury and executioner. #Monsterdon
NOOO, NOT THE CATERPILLAR
TAKE ME INSTEAD #Monsterdon
Oh excellent skeleton. #Monsterdon
Oh they've got a voice modulator. #Monsterdon
CATERPILLARS DON'T HAVE SKELETONS
FOUL
Huh. Moon piranhas. #Monsterdon
"...And here you see our Mtn Dew storage facilities..." #Monsterdon
Sorry, MOONtn Dew #Monsterdon
Oh, this is where they keep the sailors. You know, the Sailors On The Moon, the ones with harpoons. #Monsterdon
They're generating their power by shining sunlight on one of my Christmas ornaments. #Monsterdon
"Entirely reasonable I suppose"
So you're a Tory, then, Prof? :/ #Monsterdon
Don't worry, STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IMPERIALISM WILL SAVE THE DAY #Monsterdon
Disco's done for the evening. Y'don't have to go home but y'can't stay here. #Monsterdon
"I'm so worried about Arnold."
Yeah, at this rate I'll never be implicated in a real estate scheme again! #Monsterdon
Ten bucks says he gets violent with the sleeping Selenites. #Monsterdon
They're sacrificing the prof to Tezcatlipoca. #Monsterdon
It's JOHNNY BIGHEAD! #Monsterdon
And of course the natives are incredibly intelligent and well-spoken and the Englishman is shouting and monosyllabic. #Monsterdon
"Tell you of war? Hold up, let me get the conman in here..." #Monsterdon
"Cabot, come on, it's time to show them English violence!" #Monsterdon
Lets be real here, the queen alien's deductions are 100% on the mark here and preventing Victorian Englishmen from returning to Earth with the knowledge of a civilization they could overrun and devour was ABSOLUTELY THE CORRECT THING TO DO. #Monsterdon
"Well I was going to refuse to help because you destroyed all hope of communicating with an alien race and fucked First Contact beyond all reason, but since you asked nicely, sure, I'll help." #Monsterdon
COME ON SELENITES, KILL THE IMPERIALS! #Monsterdon
And the virus is expelled. #Monsterdon
The really tragic thing is that WASN'T the longest flashback in #Monsterdon history.
Yeah, those Ken dolls better get out of there fast. #Monsterdon
AND SO WE DIDN'T NEED TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT IMPERIALISM #Monsterdon
...Y'know, the "one tiny virus kills the mighty alien species" doesn't really land when WE were the invaders. Like, I was joking earlier about the pox blankets but that's KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE
:/ :/ :/
"And so one asshole Victorian expedition murdered an entire uncontacted civilization. We now close our film on the most violent member of the expedition, giggling as he watches the last remains of the lost civilization he helped exterminate crumble into dust. Hip hip hooray!"