"Johnny we're only five minutes into the film, you can't be freaking out yet." #Monsterdon
*picture of the cutest bat in North America*
The cast: OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE OH GOD #Monsterdon
MAKE
UP
YOUR
MINDS
Here at Nostril Caves... #Monsterdon
SURPRISING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE
And then he started getting transmissions from Mars on his implant again. #Monsterdon
Hold still while I hold this rubber bat in my hair, honey. #Monsterdon
"Have you ever thought about what we look like to a bat?"
We look like the bat equivalent of G. Gordon Liddy, I have it on the best authority. #Monsterdon
I appreciate that people in this movie just straight up say how they feel. Why bother with, like, subtlety or characterization when you can just look into the camera and state your feelings. #Monsterdon
♪ Only looooove ♫
♫ Love pads the fiiiilm ♪
"C'mon honey, I'm just shredding my hand and displaying the symptoms of rabies, no big. I'll take a tylenol." #Monsterdon
"You're not doctors, you're children!"
It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon
Nothing's happening! I'm just gonna ram this needle in your gut and everything'll be fine. #Monsterdon
Sodium phenobarb! Sodium pentathol! Sodium for the popcorn! #Monsterdon
Oh so SHE'S back out on the slopes? #Monsterdon
This whole movie is just people telling a woman to stop worrying about the very serious shit going on around her >_> #Monsterdon
He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon
Pretty handy. #Monsterdon
Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon
Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon
SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon
I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.
yay
He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon
"I think I got slipped oregano again"
Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon
More gross '70s making out :/ #Monsterdon
Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon
"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon
"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon
Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon
Sign: Hospital, Quiet!
Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon
This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon
Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon
Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon
YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon
Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon
Film's only like half over -_-; #Monsterdon
oh god
the hobo :/ #Monsterdon
Hobo like, "Oh, sure, transformation, seen it all on the road." #Monsterdon
♫ I killed the hobo ♪
♪ But I did not kill the dep-u-ty ♫
He's one with the bats now, twisted and goofy. #Monsterdon
Chivalry isn't dead, it's just got a moustache that smells like shitty 50 cent cigars. #Monsterdon
FUCKING EW
FUCK OFF PIG
Remember when this was a vampire bat movie? #Monsterdon
He rushes into the cave, he rushes out of the cave, I think he just wanted to steal another car. #Monsterdon
Lots of greasy faces being put on women in this film :/ #Monsterdon
Mmm, Koolaid #Monsterdon
"This is Johnny, Bat Boy extraordinaire, signing off. Let's... Be careful out there." #Monsterdon
A confession, you pork-based be-moustachiod rapist? #Monsterdon
"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"
>_>
Johnny, Johnny, I love you, for some reason! The filmmakers didn't think it was important to expand upon my character at all, but I promise I love you! #Monsterdon
...You guys really gonna show the whole bat mating sequence, huh. #Monsterdon
"It was just a nightmare!"
Yeah, you fell asleep during sex. Not the first time, right? #Monsterdon
Can we just kill the sheriff? Give me THAT much at least. #Monsterdon
Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon
"Yeah, I was assaulting a suspect and then Doctor Zaeus beat the shit out of me." #Monsterdon
She's praying to Saint Se-BAT-stian #Monsterdon
I hate the sheriff, but I kind of have a weird level of affection for his shitbox dodge policemobile. All those clunks and screeches. #Monsterdon
Someone's throwing ketchup packets at the car. #Monsterdon
Bigass cowboy hat isn't gonna save you now, bitch. #Monsterdon
@starkraving666 @CactuarJoe my thoughts exactly
@CactuarJoe Was thinking the same thing. When he put it in gear i swear the U joints spun 30 deg before engaging. Ka Thunk.
@CactuarJoe Green guano packets! Hahaha I love their attack. And then she let them in! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople I kind of love this ending.
Bri 
