Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon
SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon
I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.
yay
He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon
"I think I got slipped oregano again"
Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon
More gross '70s making out :/ #Monsterdon
Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon
"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon
"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon
Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon
Sign: Hospital, Quiet!
Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon
This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon
Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon
Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon
YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon
Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon
Film's only like half over -_-; #Monsterdon
oh god
the hobo :/ #Monsterdon
Hobo like, "Oh, sure, transformation, seen it all on the road." #Monsterdon
♫ I killed the hobo ♪
♪ But I did not kill the dep-u-ty ♫
He's one with the bats now, twisted and goofy. #Monsterdon
Chivalry isn't dead, it's just got a moustache that smells like shitty 50 cent cigars. #Monsterdon
FUCKING EW
FUCK OFF PIG
Remember when this was a vampire bat movie? #Monsterdon
He rushes into the cave, he rushes out of the cave, I think he just wanted to steal another car. #Monsterdon
Lots of greasy faces being put on women in this film :/ #Monsterdon
Mmm, Koolaid #Monsterdon
"This is Johnny, Bat Boy extraordinaire, signing off. Let's... Be careful out there." #Monsterdon
A confession, you pork-based be-moustachiod rapist? #Monsterdon
"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"
>_>
Johnny, Johnny, I love you, for some reason! The filmmakers didn't think it was important to expand upon my character at all, but I promise I love you! #Monsterdon
...You guys really gonna show the whole bat mating sequence, huh. #Monsterdon
"It was just a nightmare!"
Yeah, you fell asleep during sex. Not the first time, right? #Monsterdon
Can we just kill the sheriff? Give me THAT much at least. #Monsterdon
Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon
"Yeah, I was assaulting a suspect and then Doctor Zaeus beat the shit out of me." #Monsterdon
She's praying to Saint Se-BAT-stian #Monsterdon
I hate the sheriff, but I kind of have a weird level of affection for his shitbox dodge policemobile. All those clunks and screeches. #Monsterdon
Someone's throwing ketchup packets at the car. #Monsterdon
Bigass cowboy hat isn't gonna save you now, bitch. #Monsterdon
"...I missed." #Monsterdon
Well, on the other hand, it's nice that she finally took an interest in his work with bats, I guess. #Monsterdon
Yeah.
Nothing happens, married people whine at each other, and then there's a bat.
The end.
God I hate this movie.
@CactuarJoe I would have liked a town fair full of blonde children to have been terrorised #Monsterdon