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Only TEN MINUTES remain until the start of #MONSTERDON! This is your last warning! Set up a hashtag filter to avoid it! Get the movie cued up if you're joining in! These are the only eventualities we are prepared to address! Good night, and god speed!

Wondering if this movie's just gonna be one long advertisement for John Deere riding mowers.

"When you've got weeds rising in your lawn like demons..." #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

New Century Entertainment! Well, old century, now. #Monsterdon

Deb Grover IS the monster at the end of this book! #Monsterdon

Oh christ, it's The Goonies. :/ #Monsterdon

...Wait is this the same house from Night of the Comet? #Monsterdon

"Dear Jason, we've moved again. Try and find us this time, sucker!" #Monsterdon

Spontaneous night, yeah I think we got dream sequence here guys. #Monsterdon

FUCK THIS TREE SPECIFICALLY #Monsterdon

Sure, kid, start wandering around the active chainsaw. #Monsterdon

SHIT, SPIDERS INCOMING #Monsterdon

Wow, Hell is *right there*. Easy access, that's gonna put your property taxes up some. #Monsterdon

Glen! This is your weirdly bitchy father figure, which all these movies seem to have! #Monsterdon

Mom and dad have the same haircut. #Monsterdon

"I can take care of this house!"

SMASH CUT TO: *explosions* #Monsterdon

"What's with you today?"

Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day :/ #Monsterdon

...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon

Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon

It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon

Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin :/ #Monsterdon

Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon

DON'T READ THE SATAN WORDS, DIPSHITS #Monsterdon

Eh, it's just "Vote Reagan" said backwards. #Monsterdon

It's very Bro in this party :/ #Monsterdon

Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon

Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon

Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon

Zombie mom! Mombie! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun :D #Monsterdon

HA! The dog transforms into a plushie :D #Monsterdon

Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon

When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Robert Scarry's Big Book of Satanism. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Loverboy here will dig a hole in SATAN'S OWN WELL-MANICURED LAWN and put the DOG IN IT #Monsterdon

whoa, I don't think you can reclaim that term, kid #Monsterdon

Oh no! It's... A hole. #Monsterdon

"You got demons" said in the same cadence and tone as "Yep, termite infestation." #Monsterdon

Heheh

This kid is gonna grow up to be your weird uncle :P #Monsterdon

Oh, is it FUNNY DISRESPECT FOR A CORPSE time???

:/

"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon

Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon

...Yeah, trendy 80s slurs >_> #Monsterdon

LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon

Takin' all bets, which teen girl gets the axe for Sacrifice Number One? #Monsterdon

Neat, D&D manual illustrations :D #Monsterdon

OH YEAH, TIME FOR CLAYMATION DEMONS :D #Monsterdon

MOTHRA'S BACK, BITCH! #Monsterdon

Oh that's mean. #Monsterdon

Oo, he's full of cat milk :/ #Monsterdon

This is like, Goosebumps Poltergeist :D #Monsterdon

Demon babies! They're so cute. #Monsterdon

Ha ha ha, I love the clay worms that's great :D #Monsterdon

"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon