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Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon

DON'T READ THE SATAN WORDS, DIPSHITS #Monsterdon

Eh, it's just "Vote Reagan" said backwards. #Monsterdon

It's very Bro in this party :/ #Monsterdon

Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon

Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon

Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon

Zombie mom! Mombie! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun :D #Monsterdon

HA! The dog transforms into a plushie :D #Monsterdon

Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon

When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Robert Scarry's Big Book of Satanism. #Monsterdon

"Cool out"? I think you're mixing metaphors there, lady. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Loverboy here will dig a hole in SATAN'S OWN WELL-MANICURED LAWN and put the DOG IN IT #Monsterdon

whoa, I don't think you can reclaim that term, kid #Monsterdon

Oh no! It's... A hole. #Monsterdon

"You got demons" said in the same cadence and tone as "Yep, termite infestation." #Monsterdon

Heheh

This kid is gonna grow up to be your weird uncle :P #Monsterdon

Oh, is it FUNNY DISRESPECT FOR A CORPSE time???

:/

"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon

Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon

...Yeah, trendy 80s slurs >_> #Monsterdon

LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon

Takin' all bets, which teen girl gets the axe for Sacrifice Number One? #Monsterdon

Neat, D&D manual illustrations :D #Monsterdon

OH YEAH, TIME FOR CLAYMATION DEMONS :D #Monsterdon

MOTHRA'S BACK, BITCH! #Monsterdon

Oh that's mean. #Monsterdon

Oo, he's full of cat milk :/ #Monsterdon

This is like, Goosebumps Poltergeist :D #Monsterdon

Demon babies! They're so cute. #Monsterdon

Ha ha ha, I love the clay worms that's great :D #Monsterdon

"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon

"Demons!? What kind!"

Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon

"We went to sunday school!"

Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon

"Oh they need two sacrifices? Cool, we'll just go wait inside to have our throats slit." #Monsterdon

Those are some cut-rate biblical rites. Cut-rites? #Monsterdon

Welp, that's one. #Monsterdon

So imps are basically Goombas? #Monsterdon

Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon

"It's gone! The last half hour of the film is nothin' but smooooth sailing!" #Monsterdon

C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon

Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon

Oh, ketchup demons. Rude. #Monsterdon

Terry's got those rat teeth. #Monsterdon

Cheap '80s latticework will stop them! #Monsterdon

Man, the drywall repairs alone are gonna be *ruinous* #Monsterdon

I always knew cheap modern suburban construction was gonna be the end of all light and goodness in the world. :/ #Monsterdon

Satan still kinda looks larval to me. #Monsterdon

See, this demon just looks confused. #Monsterdon

God's like, hey jerk, remember those moths you were trying to kill? #Monsterdon

Soundtrack like;

bowm bowm.

bowm bowm.

SATAN HATES D-CELL BATTERIES #Monsterdon

Again, demon looks more confused than anything else. #Monsterdon

GO PLAY OUTSIDE, KID #Monsterdon

I desperately need a gif of the kid being thrown out the front door :D #Monsterdon

Hm. Gonna be a helluva call to homeowner's insurance. #Monsterdon

WAIT THE DOG IS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK? #Monsterdon

Does the dog die? Well, yes and no. #Monsterdon

@diazona Oh, I get it. Demonic jet lag. Woof, that's gotta suck. #Monsterdon