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I hope the slugs eat everyone #Monsterdon

Ten minutes until #Monsterdon! Last chance to set up a filter to avoid it. If you're joining in, get your snacks and cue up the movie! Murder slugs wait for no man!

TURN DOWN YOUR SLIMES

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New World Pictures, and their DEFINITELY not stolen from AT&T logo. #Monsterdon

"Something slimey down there!"

Something slimey in this movie, man. #Monsterdon

Oh my god! They hit the red food coloring pipeline! #Monsterdon

"Hi folks, we're the slugs. We'll be in the film from here on out. Enjoy!" #Monsterdon

So this guy's the slug? #Monsterdon

...Did we segue into Death Bed: The Bed that Eats? #Monsterdon

"You wanna boogie?"

Lady, you came dressed for Dirty Dancing and this is an episode of Thirtysomething. #Monsterdon

"You like?"

Well the porn dialogue is a bit of a turn-off :/ #Monsterdon

The music says "It's a glorious morning here in Reagan's America! Let's go toss an addict out into the streets!" #Monsterdon

"Oh my god...!"

It's an anatomical skeleton covered in clay and jelly! #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

I know when I make a movie I like to make sure the main characters loathe each other openly. #Monsterdon

Oh good, a proto-Karen. #Monsterdon

Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Huh, teens that actually look like teens. A rarity. #Monsterdon

And now the soundtrack's doing the burger jingle from Critters 2. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

"I don't care what they are!"

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

IS ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT A SHITHEAD? #Monsterdon

LETTUCE (1988) #Monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS :D :D :D #Monsterdon

"Hey yourself!"

And other hot pickup lines from Bob Saget. #Monsterdon

...Why'd she take her shirt off? #Monsterdon

Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon