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The music says "It's a glorious morning here in Reagan's America! Let's go toss an addict out into the streets!" #Monsterdon

...I was wrong, it's unused Hill Street Blues music #Monsterdon

"Oh my god...!"

It's an anatomical skeleton covered in clay and jelly! #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

I know when I make a movie I like to make sure the main characters loathe each other openly. #Monsterdon

Oh good, a proto-Karen. #Monsterdon

Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Huh, teens that actually look like teens. A rarity. #Monsterdon

And now the soundtrack's doing the burger jingle from Critters 2. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

"I don't care what they are!"

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

IS ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT A SHITHEAD? #Monsterdon

LETTUCE (1988) #Monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS :D :D :D #Monsterdon

"Hey yourself!"

And other hot pickup lines from Bob Saget. #Monsterdon

...Why'd she take her shirt off? #Monsterdon

Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon

"Why do you ask?"

Well I know I rushed here to ask you questions, but for some reason I'm not going to ask them right now and instead I'm going to end the scene so that we can move on to another SUPER GROADY sex scene. #Monsterdon

"I can't risk losing you."

That's the slug's job. #Monsterdon

This film never really finishes a scene, it just gets bored and starts a new one. #Monsterdon

Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

"Wonder what your old man would say?"

Probably "Ick." #Monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

huh

hard to know which smash cut was more gross there

Whoops, he's leaking red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO PUT THEIR SHIRTS ON #Monsterdon

And then a slug pops his eyeball out. #Monsterdon

Stop harassing the photographer, Sheriff Dickballs. #Monsterdon

Oh good, it's time for the YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME scene. This movie was built out of stereotypes. #Monsterdon

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

No, he was too busy making cicada noises for that last scene. #Monsterdon

Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

I've got ten bucks on 80's Guy exploding at lunch. #Monsterdon

JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon

Wait, if there was a toxic waste dump here shouldn't this have been a black neighborhood? Usually redlining is more efficient than this. #Monsterdon

Actually I'd pay good money for a horror movie about roller-skating slugs. #Monsterdon

Her-maff-ro-dittic #Monsterdon

HE'S GOTTA HURRY HOME! A SLUG'S MENACING HIS WIFE!

DRIVE FASTER, MAN, SLUGS CAN REACH SPEEDS OF UP TO THREE #Monsterdon

I hope the slugs eat every one of these people. #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love how Edgy™ this script is. Doesn't make any damn sense but people sure do cuss every ten seconds! #Monsterdon

"Is this your idea of a joke? I'm Leslie Nielson, I do the jokes." #Monsterdon

"You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday! Not in this town!"

I CRAP bigger than you! #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Leslie Nielson's personal toilet... #Monsterdon

Is this another one of those movies that were filmed in Italian then dubbed into English and subtitled back into Italian? #Monsterdon

My-name-is-mike-brady-and-i-am-the-county-health-inspector-i-talk-like-a-robot #Monsterdon

They finish signing and a slug bursts out of the pen. #Monsterdon

Mister Phillips is screwed. #Monsterdon

...So he walked into the bathroom and laid down on the floor so the slugs could eat him? #Monsterdon

"It could blow up the whole town? Let's DO IT!" #Monsterdon

"What halloween party?"

The one that happens at the climax of the movie! Y'know the one where dozens of teens die horribly! #Monsterdon

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

Whoops, well, there's a big ol' death flag for sewer guy. #Monsterdon

JUST DIE ALREADY #Monsterdon

"LIttle bit o' blue, some yellow, add some bitters, shaken not stirred..." #Monsterdon