HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon
"We don't need him!"
Nobody needs YOU man but here you are. #Monsterdon
Aaaaand the pimp giggles like a clown #Monsterdon
We are at male perm overload here, folks. #Monsterdon
"Deal?"
Sure, I'm a skeezy scumbag, that's great #Monsterdon
"~well ♪hello~"
Ew. :/ #Monsterdon
There goes their antique door, poor guys :/ #Monsterdon
*Seriously* an unironic purse slap, jesus christ #Monsterdon
Suddenly the soundtrack becomes a synthesizer stereotype of China. #Monsterdon
baaaaaaaaaarf #Monsterdon
"All right, all right, we can have gross nasty 70's white people sex, but THEN we do science." #Monsterdon
"Joy-boy"? I do not at all believe that about him. #Monsterdon
A THREE-HOUR TOUR #Monsterdon
I'm kind of regretting getting a new TV now. This thing has really good color expression and it's starting to burn the eyes a little bit. #Monsterdon
That ANIMAL, he's FLAILING in the poor man's general direction! Knocking him over with air pressure! #Monsterdon
"If we get the gear out fast-!"
The film could finish early! Get to it! #Monsterdon
Augh, jesus, don't jumpcut in the middle like that, christ D: #Monsterdon
DEAR COMPOSER
PICK A GODDAMN GENRE
...Did this guy just invent Noisecore fifty years early? #Monsterdon
Aaaaand we're done, okay, apparently that was everything the composer had and he's done now. #Monsterdon
AND HE'S DEAD, hooray! #Monsterdon
aaaaand back to the underwater ballet for no real reason. Someone with ADHD edited this film. #Monsterdon
Here's a butt! For you! In the middle of your screen! #Monsterdon
Whoops, got a little bike rack there :3 #Monsterdon
A MOTHERCRABBING TRAP? #Monsterdon
So how come the soundtrack is in stereo and the rest of the film isn't? #Monsterdon
...And why is it playing over the dialogue? #Monsterdon
Oh that is *entirely* too much fishman buffalo shot :/ #Monsterdon
I'm not sure I understand the purpose of a fur bikini for swimming. #Monsterdon
We GET IT
She's PLANTING PEARLS
Can we MOVE ON or do you have more RACHMANNINOV TO PLAY FOR US #Monsterdon
The edited bits of this soundtrack is *unbelievably hilarious* :D #Monsterdon
Shot on screen: Slowly picking pearls out of clams
The soundtrack: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ MATRIX MATRIX MATRIX #Monsterdon
The goat's the best character so far. #Monsterdon
Film's half over.
Just thought I'd brighten your day a little. <3
"There are places you should not be."
For example, on camera. #Monsterdon
Oh his dream is to become a pimp. He's aiming high. #Monsterdon
"Are you suggesting these people migrated here?"
No, they're just here on vacation. #Monsterdon
"Look, fuck or die, pick one." #Monsterdon
Why do 70s guys always wear socks to bed? #Monsterdon
What is this thing you call... LOVE
BARF
Yeah the music's not the only thing off-key here. #Monsterdon
"I don't love you."
BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THREE SCENES TOGETHER D: D: D: #Monsterdon
"I'm afraid of this place."
The natives keep dry-clicking their revolvers at me. #Monsterdon
Bleugh
70's romance scene D: #Monsterdon
Oh I hope they drown. Please let them drown. #Monsterdon
Girl, run. #Monsterdon
He only waited fifteen minutes before swimming! That MADMAN! #Monsterdon
Yeah, leave him on the beach to be eaten by Gamera. #Monsterdon
Personally I'm hoping for fuck AND die. #Monsterdon
...Is that a theremin? What the FUCK is going ON with this soundtrack??? #Monsterdon
That's a big condom the natives are carrying there. #Monsterdon
"VIC"
I WASN'T I SWEAR IT #Monsterdon
"That sound! A woman is being dangled over a piranha tank! I can feel it in my bones!" #Monsterdon
Grabbed her with his crotch, seems appropriate somehow. #Monsterdon
Ah, now we get the Cannibal Holocaust part of the film. #Monsterdon
"My ass is sacred to me!"
We know, Eddie, we all saw your bath scene. #Monsterdon
GOJIRA! GOJIRA IS HERE! #Monsterdon
C'mon guys, do 'em like Captain Cook! #Monsterdon
Whoops, dude your ping-pong eyes are loose, tie 'em down under your wig next time. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe It's like the date rule, right? On the third scene together they have to mate?
@CactuarJoe
It was colder back then....