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Taking the backhoe out for a constitutional. #Monsterdon

"...Bad dates." #Monsterdon

"Morning!"

"Good naked! I mean morning!" #Monsterdon

Captain, stop trying to enforce your primitive ideas of modesty on this woman. #Monsterdon

Love theme for Theremin and Spooky Whistle <3 #Monsterdon

YOU SHOT THE CAT

YOU SON OF A BITCH #Monsterdon

I appreciate that the captain isn't trying to force his attentions, but he is kind of Victorian. #Monsterdon

The time has come for clarification! I'll strain the broth, you get the gelatin ready. #Monsterdon

...So the Altarians were squat pyramids? #Monsterdon

...Wait, so Altarians were featured on It Conquered the World

"I've come here every day for two decades."

And yet, I still cannot build an Interocitor. #Monsterdon

See, the thing about expository lore-building is you have to have something actually interesting to talk about. A lot of movies fall flat simply because they don't have anything worth talking about. #Monsterdon

Oh, so the Krell died when they exploded into orange Tang. #Monsterdon

WELCOME

TO THE MAGRATHEAN FACTORY FLOOR #Monsterdon

And here's where we power the Death Star's shields from... Ignore Alec Guiness in the robe there. #Monsterdon

And here's where we store the neon honeycomb... #Monsterdon

Oo, laser fence, nice :D #Monsterdon

Cook's about to get men killed for booze. #Monsterdon

Rob, don't take to the camera, it's unprofessional. #Monsterdon

Wait, NOW it leaves footprints?? #Monsterdon

Oh, Morbius has judged mankind and found it wanting. Well, fine, we'll just abandon the greatest scientific inventory ever found because Doctor Beardy doesn't like how popular rap music is. #Monsterdon

"It's started again."

Yep, people have started contracting Exploding Torso Disease again. I told them the pandemic wasn't over. #Monsterdon

Well, the Waffle Guns are active and ready. Bring on the Maple Syrup Men. #Monsterdon

OH NICE :D #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S a monster :D #Monsterdon

DODGE ROLL, YOU IDIOTS, DODGE THE CLAW STRIKES AND PUNISH THE TAIL SWEEP, have you people never seen a Rathalos before!? #Monsterdon

Oh, *electron* volts. #Monsterdon

...Wait, was that "gilt-edged" or "guilt-edged"? :/ #Monsterdon

...Darling? DARLING???

OH, oh wait, hold up, sorry. This is their third scene together. Never mind. They're in love now. Carry on. #Monsterdon

Hey, I played bass for Monsters From the Id in college. #Monsterdon

HOW ROMANTIC! The fool, the meddling idiot! And other things said by people who DEFINITELY aren't villains! #Monsterdon

Morbius, Morbius, you've been Morbin' in your sleep, doctor #Monsterdon

"She's joined herself to me, body and soul!"

Three scenes, Morbius! We're inseparable now! #Monsterdon

Oh he's Morbin' now. #Monsterdon

"We're all monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

Ooooo, man, I cannot tell you how those things do not help :x #Monsterdon

Mm, Jiffy Pop door #Monsterdon

Oh man, that's a great effect with the monster punching through the door :D #Monsterdon

Ooo, has Morbius finally accepted his shadow self? Get him an Evoker, see if he's got a Persona! #Monsterdon

C'mon over here, honey, let's watch your home blow up. How romantic. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, as though a million souls cried out at once and then were silenced. Lunch? #Monsterdon

But yeah, that was fun! You can see what *literally every sci fi movie made for four decades after* was chasing, huh. #Monsterdon

Shower thoughts about Forbidden Planet:

Y'know, I think that might've been the first 1950s movie we've seen in a LONG time where the monster was NOT Communism. #Monsterdon

Also, I'm a little annoyed the opening narration *specifically says* "Men AND women in rocket ships" and then gives us an all-male crew :/ #Monsterdon

Anyway I'm headcanoning Cookie as an egg just to shore up the numbers, anybody with me? #Monsterdon

(ironically this STILL does not result in a Bechdel pass >_>) #Monsterdon