There remains now only ONE SINGLE HOUR until #MONSTERDON, the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid it, now would be a good time to set up a filter!
If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (2004)! A showstopper of a final entry in the classic run of Godzilla.
You can catch it on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/100039783/godzilla-final-wars
Or on Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/godzilla-final-wars-2004-english-dub-1080-p
See you in an hour!
There's also a subtitled version on archive.org if that's more your speed: https://archive.org/details/Godzilla-Toho-Classics/28.+Godzilla+Final+Wars+(2004).mp4 #Monsterdon
Ten minutes until #Monsterdon! Consider this your final warning. The doom that now rests heavily on your shoulders can be taken up by no man, nor should they seek to alleviate your burden. Blocking the hashtag still works, though.
If you're joining in, better get the movie cued up and grab your snacks :D
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(where applicable)
RO-TOHOSCOPE #Monsterdon
"Hi folks, I'm Godzilla. Welcome to my final wars." #Monsterdon
IT'S THE GODDAMN FLYING SUB #Monsterdon
Pew pew pew! #Monsterdon
The end! Wow, short movie. Weird. #Monsterdon
"Instead of killing each other, humankind came together to kill monsters." #Monsterdon
...Wait, so this movie is set in the X-Men universe? #Monsterdon
Wow, using actual godzilla footage. Huh.
OH DANG also actual nuclear test footage huh #Monsterdon
"Here's a look back at our boy's greatest hits." #Monsterdon
These credits are giving me the most epic of all seizures >_> #Monsterdon
ha ha ha wow that is some DEEPLY early 2000s CG :D #Monsterdon
I half expected Shadow the Hedgehog under that helmet. #Monsterdon
Man, we're not even getting a cooldown before the next edgy techno fight scene. #Monsterdon
So which one of these guys is Kamen Rider? #Monsterdon
Then what is it, sir~ #Monsterdon
"Your trouble is you're too soft!"
Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again! #Monsterdon
Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing :/ #Monsterdon
Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho #Monsterdon
"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"
Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card. #Monsterdon
So fifth base is mashing DNA together? #Monsterdon
You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil. #Monsterdon
EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS #Monsterdon
Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon
"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately." #Monsterdon
GET DOWN MISTER PRESI-oops #Monsterdon
...Sound effects by Hanna-barbara, okay. #Monsterdon
A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT-- oh, they're gone already, never mind #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it's budget American Godzilla! :D #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe sadly, that's too much to ask for some people.