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There remains now only ONE SINGLE HOUR until , the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid it, now would be a good time to set up a filter!

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (2004)! A showstopper of a final entry in the classic run of Godzilla.

You can catch it on Tubi over here: tubitv.com/movies/100039783/go

Or on Archive.org over here: archive.org/details/godzilla-f

See you in an hour!

tubitv.comTubi is the largest free movie and TV streaming service in the US. We are not available in Europe due to changes in EU laws.

Ten minutes until ! Consider this your final warning. The doom that now rests heavily on your shoulders can be taken up by no man, nor should they seek to alleviate your burden. Blocking the hashtag still works, though.

If you're joining in, better get the movie cued up and grab your snacks :D

🐲 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🐲

(where applicable)

"Hi folks, I'm Godzilla. Welcome to my final wars."

IT'S THE GODDAMN FLYING SUB

The end! Wow, short movie. Weird.

"Instead of killing each other, humankind came together to kill monsters."

...Wait, so this movie is set in the X-Men universe?

Wow, using actual godzilla footage. Huh.

OH DANG also actual nuclear test footage huh

"Here's a look back at our boy's greatest hits."

These credits are giving me the most epic of all seizures >_>

ha ha ha wow that is some DEEPLY early 2000s CG :D

I half expected Shadow the Hedgehog under that helmet.

Man, we're not even getting a cooldown before the next edgy techno fight scene.

So which one of these guys is Kamen Rider?

"Your trouble is you're too soft!"

Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again!

Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing :/

Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho

"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"

Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card.

So fifth base is mashing DNA together?

You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil.

EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS

Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man."

"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately."

GET DOWN MISTER PRESI-oops

...Sound effects by Hanna-barbara, okay.

A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT-- oh, they're gone already, never mind

Oh hey, it's budget American Godzilla! :D

It's at times like these that the inner Tokyo citizen in all of us comes out.

This feels like four or five different Godzilla movies all smashed together.

...shit, we've hit baby godzilla. :/

Honestly I'm kind of shocked they're still using tanks in the Post-Godzilla Mutant Future.

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH CLICK WHOOSH oh the monster walked away while we were posing cool.

Oh, the boyfriends get neat grappling hooks <3

Average G-rank Daimyo Hermitaur fight, yawn

"The monster got stolen by a Pride Month lazer!"

It's a giant flying emblem of the Klingon Empire.

Small arms, that's *adorable.*

Oh, Mister President got down. Nice.

"I guess you'd call them aliens."

"What, from another planet?"

...No, from the kitchen. YES FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

Aliens with very thin sunglasses.

This is *by far* the least believable first contact I have ever seen. And I watched Invasion of the Star Creatures.

...Dude should've workshopped that title a little more.

Sad to see how far the letter X has fallen.

This movie needs to touch grass. Stop having everything have at once!

"Here, just let me load up the Zip Drive..."

Dude you can't seriously be doing a secret lizard people invasion plot in two-thousand and fucking four

You should know better than that. -_-;

I SAID I'M ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE THAT DNA SAMPLE TO THE LAB

"Stand easy."

I'm not sure this movie can relax that far.

Been a long time since I've hard a soundtrack use an electric guitar to leer like that.

This film wasn't written, it was stitched together out of a vat of cliches.

He shot Colonel Sanders! Oh the fried chicken!

Not gonna lie, I was expecting Brent Spiner in there.