"Your trouble is you're too soft!"
Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again! #Monsterdon
Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing :/ #Monsterdon
Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho #Monsterdon
"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"
Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card. #Monsterdon
So fifth base is mashing DNA together? #Monsterdon
You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil. #Monsterdon
EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS #Monsterdon
Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon
"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately." #Monsterdon
GET DOWN MISTER PRESI-oops #Monsterdon
...Sound effects by Hanna-barbara, okay. #Monsterdon
A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT-- oh, they're gone already, never mind #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it's budget American Godzilla! :D #Monsterdon
It's at times like these that the inner Tokyo citizen in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon
This feels like four or five different Godzilla movies all smashed together. #Monsterdon
...shit, we've hit baby godzilla. :/ #Monsterdon
Honestly I'm kind of shocked they're still using tanks in the Post-Godzilla Mutant Future. #Monsterdon
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH CLICK WHOOSH oh the monster walked away while we were posing cool. #Monsterdon
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ #Monsterdon
Oh, the boyfriends get neat grappling hooks <3 #Monsterdon
Average G-rank Daimyo Hermitaur fight, yawn #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter
"The monster got stolen by a Pride Month lazer!" #Monsterdon
It's a giant flying emblem of the Klingon Empire. #Monsterdon
Small arms, that's *adorable.* #Monsterdon
Oh, Mister President got down. Nice. #Monsterdon
"I guess you'd call them aliens."
"What, from another planet?"
...No, from the kitchen. YES FROM ANOTHER PLANET. #Monsterdon
Aliens with very thin sunglasses. #Monsterdon
This is *by far* the least believable first contact I have ever seen. And I watched Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon
...Dude should've workshopped that title a little more. #Monsterdon
Sad to see how far the letter X has fallen. #Monsterdon
This movie needs to touch grass. Stop having everything have at once! #Monsterdon
"Here, just let me load up the Zip Drive..." #Monsterdon
Dude you can't seriously be doing a secret lizard people invasion plot in two-thousand and fucking four
You should know better than that. -_-; #Monsterdon
I SAID I'M ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE THAT DNA SAMPLE TO THE LAB #Monsterdon
"Stand easy."
I'm not sure this movie can relax that far. #Monsterdon
Been a long time since I've hard a soundtrack use an electric guitar to leer like that. #Monsterdon
This film wasn't written, it was stitched together out of a vat of cliches. #Monsterdon
He shot Colonel Sanders! Oh the fried chicken! #Monsterdon
Not gonna lie, I was expecting Brent Spiner in there. #Monsterdon
"He's forcing me to relive yanni's greatest hits in my mind! Oh god!" #Monsterdon
Sinister xylophone. #Monsterdon
FOLLOW MY ORDERS
BY MY BEEFY CHIN #Monsterdon
Everyone in this movie owned an iMac and thought the Macarena was amazing. #Monsterdon
Couldn't have a moment where explosions weren't happening, could you movie? #Monsterdon
The motorcycles are a *metaphor* you see #Monsterdon
Gay sex is *so complicated* good lord... #Monsterdon
Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon
C'mon, do the Akira slide, you know you want to. #Monsterdon
The cinematic equivalent of a six year old on three bowls of Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs at 6am. #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, Godzilla's kid is in this one. I forgot. #Monsterdon
"I think I'll call him Milla!"
He'll star in multiple Resident Evil movies and a weird Joan of Arc thing! #Monsterdon
"Why didn't you kill me!"
Well, I can't say, it's only 2004. #Monsterdon
"I was on the Gotengo. I shot that missile."
I spent thirty seconds curling my lip at the camera like an enraged ape. #Monsterdon
Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon
This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon
Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon
Eeey, nice spittake, well done :D #Monsterdon
Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon
Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe It was 2004. Of course they did. And so did we.
@CactuarJoe only 2??
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