Aliens with very thin sunglasses. #Monsterdon
This is *by far* the least believable first contact I have ever seen. And I watched Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon
...Dude should've workshopped that title a little more. #Monsterdon
Sad to see how far the letter X has fallen. #Monsterdon
This movie needs to touch grass. Stop having everything have at once! #Monsterdon
"Here, just let me load up the Zip Drive..." #Monsterdon
Dude you can't seriously be doing a secret lizard people invasion plot in two-thousand and fucking four
You should know better than that. -_-; #Monsterdon
I SAID I'M ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE THAT DNA SAMPLE TO THE LAB #Monsterdon
"Stand easy."
I'm not sure this movie can relax that far. #Monsterdon
Been a long time since I've hard a soundtrack use an electric guitar to leer like that. #Monsterdon
This film wasn't written, it was stitched together out of a vat of cliches. #Monsterdon
He shot Colonel Sanders! Oh the fried chicken! #Monsterdon
Not gonna lie, I was expecting Brent Spiner in there. #Monsterdon
"He's forcing me to relive yanni's greatest hits in my mind! Oh god!" #Monsterdon
Sinister xylophone. #Monsterdon
FOLLOW MY ORDERS
BY MY BEEFY CHIN #Monsterdon
Everyone in this movie owned an iMac and thought the Macarena was amazing. #Monsterdon
Couldn't have a moment where explosions weren't happening, could you movie? #Monsterdon
The motorcycles are a *metaphor* you see #Monsterdon
Gay sex is *so complicated* good lord... #Monsterdon
Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon
C'mon, do the Akira slide, you know you want to. #Monsterdon
The cinematic equivalent of a six year old on three bowls of Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs at 6am. #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, Godzilla's kid is in this one. I forgot. #Monsterdon
"I think I'll call him Milla!"
He'll star in multiple Resident Evil movies and a weird Joan of Arc thing! #Monsterdon
"Why didn't you kill me!"
Well, I can't say, it's only 2004. #Monsterdon
"I was on the Gotengo. I shot that missile."
I spent thirty seconds curling my lip at the camera like an enraged ape. #Monsterdon
Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon
This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon
Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon
Eeey, nice spittake, well done :D #Monsterdon
Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon
Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon
G-man like, I *just got up* and there's this kusarigama fucker and you know what? I'm not having it today. #Monsterdon
This movie is what plays in an 8-year-old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks. #Monsterdon
...You know how busy this movie is? How impossible to follow this movie is?
I KEEP FORGETTING MINILLA IS IN IT
XDXDXD
this soundtrack I seriously cannot fucking take it
People forget Godzilla spent three years as a pro-wrestler in Seattle before going pro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"But why is Godzilla destroying the city?"
It's his deal, man. That's what he does. #Monsterdon
That's... Not at *all* what happened old man. #Monsterdon
"What was the point of it all?"
Well, you got that red leather jacket. That's nifty. #Monsterdon
"It's my mission."
I'm a flat character, this is an action movie and doesn't give two shits about motivations or character development. C'mon, it's about time for another explosion. #Monsterdon
You think we'll get a rocket-powered drop kick out of Godzilla this time? #Monsterdon
Aaaand it's a line drive, just foul, good souvenir for some fan... #Monsterdon
Love the shot of Godzilla in front of Fuji. Like, Fuck Yeah Japan. #Monsterdon
I have never seen a film so deadly earnest be so *absolutely hilarious.* #Monsterdon
"There's a way to destroy the Xillian ship, a small thermal exhaust port below the main.." #Monsterdon
Kirby Superstar did it better. #Monsterdon
Mothra you're kinda late. #Monsterdon
Alien leader just lost the same boss fight for the tenth time, he's running out of quarters. #Monsterdon
How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon
Yes, thank you, we understand the concept of livestock. #Monsterdon
Oh, nice. Mewtwo. #Monsterdon
I think after this film they had to stop making Godzilla films just because nobody could think of anything else to do that Final Wars didn't at least try. #Monsterdon
So did I hear that right, the aliens are looking to steal our precious bodily fluids? #Monsterdon
"You're a ubermensch, dude"
hoo boy 9_9 #Monsterdon
So when does he grow a tail? #Monsterdon
Apparently evolved mutants get +1 on slap attacks. #Monsterdon
Stabbed with a moth knife, that's gonna leave a mark. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Right, it's like he's never met Godzilla.