Folks it is currently one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Your feed will shortly become host to the greatest toot flood known to man as every living member of the fediverse gathers to watch a *truly* corny movie!
To avoid these dire circumstances, consider setting up a hashtag filter! If you'd like to join in, this week we're watching BOG (1979), a movie in which some hicks gone dynamite fishing scare up... an *ancient evil* 
The flick's available gratis on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/571857/bog
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4D2D8DMFe0
Or you can download it from Archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/bog_20220803
Simply press play at the top of the hour and toot along! Be there or be BOG
Nice being able to fit multiple film links in these things now <3 :D
ONLY FIFTEEN MINUTES REMAIN until #MONSTERDON
Set up a hashtag filter to avoid it! Or get the movie cued up and prepare to hit play! These are your only options, remember, Big Brother is watching you!
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(they scare the frogs)
There's a creature in these woods... Been causin' a heap o' trouble for the good folks over yonder. #Monsterdon
♫ Oh we're a danger to ourselves and others~ ♪ #Monsterdon
And now, loving aerial shots of Rat's Ass Mississippi. #Monsterdon
The traditional tender '70s love ballad that has *absolutely jack shit to do with the plot of the movie it's on*
Yay :D #Monsterdon
The tender love ballad, the blatant disrespect for the environment, the sickly green stationwagon... Aaaah, hello again, 1970s. #Monsterdon
"Show me that you love me... One more time... Rip my head off~ in the booooooog~ ♪" #Monsterdon
Aaah we are *overflowing* with class here. #Monsterdon
They're shooting day for
bog
...Are they dead yet? #Monsterdon
That's your grandparents, Joel. #Monsterdon
This is like Married With Children except the characters are even more unlikeable. Really a remarkable achievement, actually. #Monsterdon
Aw, Mae gets to leave the film first. Lucky lady, I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon
More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon
"My god, whatever did this was capable of tearing a sheet of tent nylon CLEAN IN HALF!" #Monsterdon
So now our disgusting hunters vanish from the film and leave us with the porky cops, right? I'd almost prefer that. #Monsterdon
Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon
70s COP VIOLENCE
CINEMA VERITE, GENTLEMEN
"Two young lives, wasted like that!"
Yeah, being in this film was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon
Ah yes, Bog Dracula (1979) #Monsterdon
...what in the fucking
why are we being assaulted by Hong Kong Fooey-voice here :/ #Monsterdon
Oh NO, a COP DIED
How
Terrible
@RobynGoodfellow This film has neither the class nor the budget of Octaman, yeah. #Monsterdon