And now, loving aerial shots of Rat's Ass Mississippi. #Monsterdon
The traditional tender '70s love ballad that has *absolutely jack shit to do with the plot of the movie it's on*
Yay :D #Monsterdon
The tender love ballad, the blatant disrespect for the environment, the sickly green stationwagon... Aaaah, hello again, 1970s. #Monsterdon
"Show me that you love me... One more time... Rip my head off~ in the booooooog~ ♪" #Monsterdon
Aaah we are *overflowing* with class here. #Monsterdon
They're shooting day for
bog
...Are they dead yet? #Monsterdon
That's your grandparents, Joel. #Monsterdon
This is like Married With Children except the characters are even more unlikeable. Really a remarkable achievement, actually. #Monsterdon
Aw, Mae gets to leave the film first. Lucky lady, I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon
More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon
"My god, whatever did this was capable of tearing a sheet of tent nylon CLEAN IN HALF!" #Monsterdon
So now our disgusting hunters vanish from the film and leave us with the porky cops, right? I'd almost prefer that. #Monsterdon
Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon
70s COP VIOLENCE
CINEMA VERITE, GENTLEMEN
"Two young lives, wasted like that!"
Yeah, being in this film was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon
Ah yes, Bog Dracula (1979) #Monsterdon
...what in the fucking
why are we being assaulted by Hong Kong Fooey-voice here :/ #Monsterdon
Oh NO, a COP DIED
How
Terrible
Now don't you boys give Mikey no matches. #Monsterdon
Whoa, his suit blends in with the brick wall behind him. He's a taupe chameleon! #Monsterdon
Yes, just enter the hobo's stinky palace, I'm sure this won't be creepy at all. #Monsterdon
SWEET, BOG WITCH #Monsterdon
See, stuff like this is why I watch these kinds of movies. *Absolute shit* for twenty minutes and then they stumble into some of the coolest shit you'll ever see :D #Monsterdon
Man, imagine if they'd made the witch look like this ON PURPOSE #Monsterdon
HA HA HA
The castle of AAAAARGH! :D :D :D #Monsterdon
You think the Bog Witch is in the market for an apprentice? #Monsterdon
...You are not going to try a romance subplot with
oh ICK #Monsterdon
"It isn't necessary."
"No?"
No, we've sickened the audience already, nobody's gonna notice what we do now. #Monsterdon
oh get the hose D: #Monsterdon
WHERE IS THE GIANT MOSQUITO BOG DRACULA WHEN YOU NEED IT #Monsterdon
What is it with the 70s and greasy sex scenes? Ugh. #Monsterdon
FADE TO BLACK
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FADE TO BLACK #Monsterdon
Man, these two. Not since Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Giant Spider Invasion. #Monsterdon
Oh, well then, by all means Mario Mario, go jump into the lake with a five pound bomb on your chest. #Monsterdon
"That is not dead which can eternal BOG" #Monsterdon
Ah yes, the wonderful days before environmental impact statements >_> #Monsterdon
"Thank god none of us were wearing ear protection!"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID THANK GOD NONE OF US WERE WEARING EAR PROTECTION!" #Monsterdon
Oooo I hope they're dead :D #Monsterdon
YAAAAAAAAY THEY'RE DEAD! :D :D :D #Monsterdon
"Son of a bitch!" *hits car roof*
...
*sound of him hitting the car roof plays*
"Everything's fine but I do have a problem."
Then everything's NOT fine, you ambulatory pork roast. #Monsterdon
Y'know, you gotta be really dedicated to be a Bog Hag in Wisconsin. Like, that's not a prestigious hag post, you get no respect. #Monsterdon
Eets Naht a Tumor #Monsterdon
It's nice that they were able to rent the high school biology classroom for this scene. #Monsterdon
WISCONSIN'S FINEST ON FULL ALERT #Monsterdon
"These are mucous-producing cells"
Yes, we've met the cast thank you. #Monsterdon
"Mineralized tissue... Slimy"
WE'VE MET THE CAST. THANK YOU. #Monsterdon
Huh. So *this* is Tommy Bartlett's Water Show. #Monsterdon
Huh, monster laid gacha eggs. #Monsterdon
Diver man to the rescue! Diver man AWAY! #Monsterdon
"Well goodbye, dummies."
Bastard stole my closing line for the film :/ #Monsterdon
Again, this is gonna be like The Giant Spider Invasion and they're gonna forget the flares while the sheriff gets eaten by the monster butt-first. #Monsterdon
"You heard the man, get crackin'!"
Like you in the storage room, sir? #Monsterdon
WHAT DID I TELL YOU get eaten butt-first, twerp #Monsterdon
HA HA HA HA HA HA
What a GREAT costume! :D :D :D #Monsterdon
He's not Boggy, he's Foamy :D #Monsterdon
Oh hey, he stole the cop's plane from The Wicker Man #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe For the WIN… at least in my book,