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Now don't you boys give Mikey no matches. #Monsterdon

Whoa, his suit blends in with the brick wall behind him. He's a taupe chameleon! #Monsterdon

Yes, just enter the hobo's stinky palace, I'm sure this won't be creepy at all. #Monsterdon

SWEET, BOG WITCH #Monsterdon

See, stuff like this is why I watch these kinds of movies. *Absolute shit* for twenty minutes and then they stumble into some of the coolest shit you'll ever see :D #Monsterdon

Man, imagine if they'd made the witch look like this ON PURPOSE #Monsterdon

HA HA HA

The castle of AAAAARGH! :D :D :D #Monsterdon

You think the Bog Witch is in the market for an apprentice? #Monsterdon

...You are not going to try a romance subplot with

oh ICK #Monsterdon

"It isn't necessary."

"No?"

No, we've sickened the audience already, nobody's gonna notice what we do now. #Monsterdon

oh get the hose D: #Monsterdon

WHERE IS THE GIANT MOSQUITO BOG DRACULA WHEN YOU NEED IT #Monsterdon

What is it with the 70s and greasy sex scenes? Ugh. #Monsterdon

FADE TO BLACK

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FADE TO BLACK #Monsterdon

Man, these two. Not since Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Giant Spider Invasion. #Monsterdon

Oh, well then, by all means Mario Mario, go jump into the lake with a five pound bomb on your chest. #Monsterdon

"That is not dead which can eternal BOG" #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the wonderful days before environmental impact statements >_> #Monsterdon

"Thank god none of us were wearing ear protection!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID THANK GOD NONE OF US WERE WEARING EAR PROTECTION!" #Monsterdon

Oooo I hope they're dead :D #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAAY THEY'RE DEAD! :D :D :D #Monsterdon

"Son of a bitch!" *hits car roof*

...

*sound of him hitting the car roof plays*

"Everything's fine but I do have a problem."

Then everything's NOT fine, you ambulatory pork roast. #Monsterdon

Y'know, you gotta be really dedicated to be a Bog Hag in Wisconsin. Like, that's not a prestigious hag post, you get no respect. #Monsterdon

Eets Naht a Tumor #Monsterdon

It's nice that they were able to rent the high school biology classroom for this scene. #Monsterdon

WISCONSIN'S FINEST ON FULL ALERT #Monsterdon

"These are mucous-producing cells"

Yes, we've met the cast thank you. #Monsterdon

"Mineralized tissue... Slimy"

WE'VE MET THE CAST. THANK YOU. #Monsterdon

wait

Metal. Long beak. Made of molybdenum.

CROW T ROBOT!? #Monsterdon

Huh. So *this* is Tommy Bartlett's Water Show. #Monsterdon

Huh, monster laid gacha eggs. #Monsterdon

Diver man to the rescue! Diver man AWAY! #Monsterdon

"The victim drew a sketch, you wanna see it?"

"Well goodbye, dummies."

Bastard stole my closing line for the film :/ #Monsterdon

Again, this is gonna be like The Giant Spider Invasion and they're gonna forget the flares while the sheriff gets eaten by the monster butt-first. #Monsterdon

"You heard the man, get crackin'!"

Like you in the storage room, sir? #Monsterdon

WHAT DID I TELL YOU get eaten butt-first, twerp #Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA

What a GREAT costume! :D :D :D #Monsterdon

He's not Boggy, he's Foamy :D #Monsterdon

I swear to god if the monster turns out to be the bog lady's kid... #Monsterdon

Oh, the monster's full of pistachio cream. #Monsterdon

oh I am scowling at this movie *so fucking hard* #Monsterdon

"Well, she's dead and that's that."

Well the movie's over and that's that. #Monsterdon

Portrait of a 70's guy in his natural habitat

Grunting in a recliner. #Monsterdon

Oh, the traditional monster princess carry scene! It's true, Wisconsin really IS for lovers! #Monsterdon

"Brad look! A shoe!"

Cinderella!? #Monsterdon

guys a little word of advice

if you're trying to shoot night for day

DON'T SHOW THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY

YOU DOLTS #Monsterdon

And now, the Boggy Creek Choir. #Monsterdon

Poor monster's got a nasty case of indigestion. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA OH MY GOD

THE CAR CRASH XD XD XD

Poor bastard's acrylic paint went up in FLAMES! XD XD #Monsterdon

Well, on the other hand, you should be able to flake the monster with a fork at this stage. #Monsterdon

...That's it? No resolution? We never learn if Jenny was infected by the monster? They just... Don't look for the eggs?

Okay, fuck you too then. #Monsterdon

...wait

is the 70s love ballad meant to be the monster's Human Female Bride singing to the VAMPIRE SEX FISH??? #Monsterdon

Well. I, uh, guess that's over. #Monsterdon