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I could go for some hyperspace right about now. Mmm.

Apparently they made it? I couldn't tell.

I think this outfit is the most pants she wears in the entire film.

"I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man."

The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe! So, probably a low-ranking comptroller or something, huh.

"You are completely surrounded by fighter ships!"

Made from ceiling tiles and legos, but yeah sure.

You think it's someone's job to polish those stairs?

Excuse me, my lord, do you bychance have six fingers on one of your hands?

It always surprised me they used "golems" for these robots, given the mythology involved. Like, is the Evil Count supposed to be Jewish?

Eeeeey, Judge Tentacle Butthead!

Yeah, see, they stole her pants when she got to prison :/

You can't have a railing kill without railings! Foul!

I like the way Stella plots the escape and then bails the instant she gets a gun, very heroic :P

Nice of Barbarella to come pick her up.

I want that spinny dome thing. I don't even *care* what it does, I need it.

Man they oiled her up good for this shot.

Speak faster, Tex, our cuts are on a schedule here.

It

is

theimperialflag ship!

Huh, Trump Hotel in Space

Chris like, no no, don't get up.

C'mon Chris, keep it together. No corpsing, you're a professional.

Nice bling Chris has there, Emperor's a pretty sweet gig.

Whoa, lost control of my vertical hold there, sorry about that, I'm super tall now. Hold on, I can fix this...

Caroline heard about acting once and she's really giving it a shot here.

You think this role prepared Plummer to play a dragon monk in Skyrim?

Stella, did you want some pants? Surely we've got some pants on this ship.

Gotta go stand in front of the Orb of Teeth

Shoutout to L's actor, those stairs look perilous for a man covered in plastic and EVA foam rubber.

Oh, a laser spear. Sure. A spear with lasers. Right.

What?

"Amazons on horseback!"

Ooo yeah, I knew I liked this planet <3

There's more T and A in this scene than an alphabet factory.

Love that ray gun, very goth :D

Ah yes, the Standard Female Grab Area. She's helpless now.

What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot?

Shoutout to the aluminum foil they made the giant robot out of, tho :D

Oh good, time for another incomprehensible space battle.

Cactuar Joe

I wanna set this battle jargon to dance music and see how close you get to doing the Time Warp.

Why is Slim Goodbody playing with a sentient pipe cleaner?

THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D

Must suck wearing heels on that snow :/

Stella, do not flirt with the robot cop in the snow.

Those bastards, they spray painted her!

Unfortunately, suckers are resistant to sucker punches.

Whoa that's too much of a closeup, back off back off

They never really explain what Akton's deal is. Is he psychic? Alien? Some sort of Jedi thing? Apparently it's not important.

Gibbons on the soundtrack there

Too late guys. She's a popcorn ceiling now.

Man I bet that was an *annoying* series of makeup sessions for that defrosting sequence.

...The smuggler has a problem with breaking the law?

WAIT, *defying fate* is against the law? ...I feel like that would be a much bigger part of the plot if this were a better movie.

We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam!

The most PAHRFUL weapon! In the ENTIRE GALAXY!

They wrapped her back up in clingfilm, gotta keep her fresh after that stint in the freezer.

Robot chauvinism? Like no -vinism I knooooow♫

These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts.

Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt :/

Go on, follow Budget Kamen Rider.

@CactuarJoe the robot replied "you're nice and I respect you"... stella tried FLIRT, it's not very effective #monsterdon