Huh, Trump Hotel in Space #Monsterdon
Chris like, no no, don't get up. #Monsterdon
C'mon Chris, keep it together. No corpsing, you're a professional. #Monsterdon
Nice bling Chris has there, Emperor's a pretty sweet gig. #Monsterdon
Whoa, lost control of my vertical hold there, sorry about that, I'm super tall now. Hold on, I can fix this... #Monsterdon
Caroline heard about acting once and she's really giving it a shot here. #Monsterdon
You think this role prepared Plummer to play a dragon monk in Skyrim? #Monsterdon
Stella, did you want some pants? Surely we've got some pants on this ship. #Monsterdon
Gotta go stand in front of the Orb of Teeth #Monsterdon
Shoutout to L's actor, those stairs look perilous for a man covered in plastic and EVA foam rubber. #Monsterdon
Oh, a laser spear. Sure. A spear with lasers. Right.
What? #Monsterdon
"Amazons on horseback!"
Ooo yeah, I knew I liked this planet <3 #Monsterdon
There's more T and A in this scene than an alphabet factory. #Monsterdon
Love that ray gun, very goth :D #Monsterdon
Ah yes, the Standard Female Grab Area. She's helpless now. #Monsterdon
What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot? #Monsterdon
Shoutout to the aluminum foil they made the giant robot out of, tho :D #Monsterdon
Oh good, time for another incomprehensible space battle. #Monsterdon
I wanna set this battle jargon to dance music and see how close you get to doing the Time Warp. #Monsterdon
Oh, Temu Hoth. Nice. #Monsterdon
Why is Slim Goodbody playing with a sentient pipe cleaner? #Monsterdon
THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D #Monsterdon
Must suck wearing heels on that snow :/ #Monsterdon
Stella, do not flirt with the robot cop in the snow. #Monsterdon
Those bastards, they spray painted her! #Monsterdon
Unfortunately, suckers are resistant to sucker punches. #Monsterdon
Whoa that's too much of a closeup, back off back off #Monsterdon
They never really explain what Akton's deal is. Is he psychic? Alien? Some sort of Jedi thing? Apparently it's not important. #Monsterdon
Gibbons on the soundtrack there #Monsterdon
Too late guys. She's a popcorn ceiling now. #Monsterdon
Man I bet that was an *annoying* series of makeup sessions for that defrosting sequence. #Monsterdon
...The smuggler has a problem with breaking the law?
WAIT, *defying fate* is against the law? ...I feel like that would be a much bigger part of the plot if this were a better movie. #Monsterdon
We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam! #Monsterdon
The most PAHRFUL weapon! In the ENTIRE GALAXY! #Monsterdon
They wrapped her back up in clingfilm, gotta keep her fresh after that stint in the freezer. #Monsterdon
Robot chauvinism? Like no -vinism I knooooow♫ #Monsterdon
These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts. #Monsterdon
Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt :/ #Monsterdon
Go on, follow Budget Kamen Rider. #Monsterdon
Oh, knock it Hoff. #Monsterdon
SIMON FROM SPACE #Monsterdon
"Oh this way looks safe"
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR MOUTH #Monsterdon
Foley artists getting a little overeager here hitting trash cans with sticks. #Monsterdon
This movie doesn't resolve plot points, it just hands Akton a new power and goes, "Have fun, kid!" #Monsterdon
"You must've known all along"
Yes, my smugness drives the plot. #Monsterdon
"There's no way you could have"
The plot doesn't like you *nearly* as much as it loves me. #Monsterdon
It's nice how the movie's got a Designated Exposition Character :/ #Monsterdon
FINALLY THE ROBOT GOLEMS #Monsterdon
The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet. #Monsterdon
You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo. #Monsterdon
HOO HA HA HA HA HA #Monsterdon
This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW #Monsterdon
Ah, a nice trade Hoff #Monsterdon
Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought #Monsterdon
HEY CHRIS! Thank god, here to get the movie back on track. #Monsterdon
"Please get up."
"No, I must obey destiny."
Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_> #Monsterdon
"I'll live forever!"
Now just let me bleed out on the floor. #Monsterdon
And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last. #Monsterdon
Chris here to show you amateurs how to say a stupid goddamn line with GRAVITAS. #Monsterdon
He does have the "evil laugh" part down, though.
@CactuarJoe #monsterdon They're the kids of the Amazon robot titan.