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theimperialflag ship!

Huh, Trump Hotel in Space

Chris like, no no, don't get up.

C'mon Chris, keep it together. No corpsing, you're a professional.

Nice bling Chris has there, Emperor's a pretty sweet gig.

Whoa, lost control of my vertical hold there, sorry about that, I'm super tall now. Hold on, I can fix this...

Caroline heard about acting once and she's really giving it a shot here.

You think this role prepared Plummer to play a dragon monk in Skyrim?

Stella, did you want some pants? Surely we've got some pants on this ship.

Gotta go stand in front of the Orb of Teeth

Shoutout to L's actor, those stairs look perilous for a man covered in plastic and EVA foam rubber.

Oh, a laser spear. Sure. A spear with lasers. Right.

What?

"Amazons on horseback!"

Ooo yeah, I knew I liked this planet <3

There's more T and A in this scene than an alphabet factory.

Love that ray gun, very goth :D

Ah yes, the Standard Female Grab Area. She's helpless now.

What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot?

Shoutout to the aluminum foil they made the giant robot out of, tho :D

Oh good, time for another incomprehensible space battle.

I wanna set this battle jargon to dance music and see how close you get to doing the Time Warp.

Why is Slim Goodbody playing with a sentient pipe cleaner?

THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D

Must suck wearing heels on that snow :/

Stella, do not flirt with the robot cop in the snow.

Those bastards, they spray painted her!

Unfortunately, suckers are resistant to sucker punches.

Whoa that's too much of a closeup, back off back off

They never really explain what Akton's deal is. Is he psychic? Alien? Some sort of Jedi thing? Apparently it's not important.

Gibbons on the soundtrack there

Too late guys. She's a popcorn ceiling now.

Man I bet that was an *annoying* series of makeup sessions for that defrosting sequence.

...The smuggler has a problem with breaking the law?

WAIT, *defying fate* is against the law? ...I feel like that would be a much bigger part of the plot if this were a better movie.

We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam!

The most PAHRFUL weapon! In the ENTIRE GALAXY!

They wrapped her back up in clingfilm, gotta keep her fresh after that stint in the freezer.

Robot chauvinism? Like no -vinism I knooooow♫

These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts.

Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt :/

"Oh this way looks safe"

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR MOUTH

Foley artists getting a little overeager here hitting trash cans with sticks.

This movie doesn't resolve plot points, it just hands Akton a new power and goes, "Have fun, kid!"

"You must've known all along"

Yes, my smugness drives the plot.

"There's no way you could have"

The plot doesn't like you *nearly* as much as it loves me.

It's nice how the movie's got a Designated Exposition Character :/

FINALLY THE ROBOT GOLEMS

The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet.

You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo.

This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW

Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought

HEY CHRIS! Thank god, here to get the movie back on track.

"Please get up."

"No, I must obey destiny."

Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_>

"I'll live forever!"

Now just let me bleed out on the floor.

And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last.

Chris here to show you amateurs how to say a stupid goddamn line with GRAVITAS.

@CactuarJoe

He does have the "evil laugh" part down, though.

@CactuarJoe #monsterdon They're the kids of the Amazon robot titan.