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Ah yes, the Standard Female Grab Area. She's helpless now. #Monsterdon

What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot? #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the aluminum foil they made the giant robot out of, tho :D #Monsterdon

Oh good, time for another incomprehensible space battle. #Monsterdon

I wanna set this battle jargon to dance music and see how close you get to doing the Time Warp. #Monsterdon

Oh, Temu Hoth. Nice. #Monsterdon

Why is Slim Goodbody playing with a sentient pipe cleaner? #Monsterdon

THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D #Monsterdon

Must suck wearing heels on that snow :/ #Monsterdon

Stella, do not flirt with the robot cop in the snow. #Monsterdon

Those bastards, they spray painted her! #Monsterdon

Unfortunately, suckers are resistant to sucker punches. #Monsterdon

Whoa that's too much of a closeup, back off back off #Monsterdon

They never really explain what Akton's deal is. Is he psychic? Alien? Some sort of Jedi thing? Apparently it's not important. #Monsterdon

Gibbons on the soundtrack there #Monsterdon

Too late guys. She's a popcorn ceiling now. #Monsterdon

Man I bet that was an *annoying* series of makeup sessions for that defrosting sequence. #Monsterdon

...The smuggler has a problem with breaking the law?

WAIT, *defying fate* is against the law? ...I feel like that would be a much bigger part of the plot if this were a better movie. #Monsterdon

We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam! #Monsterdon

The most PAHRFUL weapon! In the ENTIRE GALAXY! #Monsterdon

They wrapped her back up in clingfilm, gotta keep her fresh after that stint in the freezer. #Monsterdon

Robot chauvinism? Like no -vinism I knooooow♫ #Monsterdon

These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts. #Monsterdon

Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt :/ #Monsterdon

Go on, follow Budget Kamen Rider. #Monsterdon

Oh, knock it Hoff. #Monsterdon

SIMON FROM SPACE #Monsterdon

"Oh this way looks safe"

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR MOUTH #Monsterdon

Foley artists getting a little overeager here hitting trash cans with sticks. #Monsterdon

This movie doesn't resolve plot points, it just hands Akton a new power and goes, "Have fun, kid!" #Monsterdon

"You must've known all along"

Yes, my smugness drives the plot. #Monsterdon

"There's no way you could have"

The plot doesn't like you *nearly* as much as it loves me. #Monsterdon

It's nice how the movie's got a Designated Exposition Character :/ #Monsterdon

FINALLY THE ROBOT GOLEMS #Monsterdon

The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet. #Monsterdon

You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo. #Monsterdon

HOO HA HA HA HA HA #Monsterdon

This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW #Monsterdon

Ah, a nice trade Hoff #Monsterdon

Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought #Monsterdon

"Please get up."

"No, I must obey destiny."

Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_> #Monsterdon

"I'll live forever!"

Now just let me bleed out on the floor. #Monsterdon

And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last. #Monsterdon

Chris here to show you amateurs how to say a stupid goddamn line with GRAVITAS. #Monsterdon

Delayed planet explosion like, "Now? ...Now? What about now. ...NNNnnnnow? Look, I'm just gonna do it." #Monsterdon

"If we succeed in this, we could save billions of lives."

...From what? The Doomsday Weapon just blew up, you clown. #Monsterdon

The last 20 minutes of the film are just footage of these Micro Machines being thrown out an airlock. #Monsterdon

Emperor does get a super sweet throne, though. I need a chair like that. #Monsterdon

"No, we're not dragging the camera past a miniature for these shots. D-don't be silly..." #Monsterdon

You can tell they're evil because their guns have bat wings. #Monsterdon

I love those missiles so much.

Your enemy has big glass windows! In SPACE! For some reason? Do you want to blow them up? Pfft, what a stupid idea. No, you pack guys in torpedoes and SHOOT THEM AT THE ENEMY SHIP #Monsterdon

They'll never see it coming! Because it's an intensely stupid idea! #Monsterdon

"Kill! Kill!"

Faster, Pussycat! #Monsterdon

I have no idea where any of these ships are in relation to each other. #Monsterdon

...So about those windows open to space? #Monsterdon

The mightiest weapon! The DOOM MACHINE!

And then he *actually says* "Huzzah" #Monsterdon

STARCRASH! We have a title drop! #Monsterdon

They're gonna jumpscare him to death? #Monsterdon

...Is this their third scene together? Are they in love now? #Monsterdon

"Go now, quickly!"

Get this goddamn texan robot out of my sight! #Monsterdon