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Folks it is now one hour until the weekly monster movie watch party! If you'd like to avoid a bunch of toots about a goofy movie, consider setting up a tag filter.

If you'd like to join in, this week we're watching CLASH OF THE TITANS (1981)! It's a classic with some of Ray Harryhausen's best work.

The flick's available gratis over on Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/100040648/cl

Or YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=wVdVlYUsRpA

Or you can download it from Archive.org over here: archive.org/details/clash-of-t

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along!

tubitv.comTubi is the largest free movie and TV streaming service in the US. We are not available in Europe due to changes in EU laws.

Ten minutes until ! Get your snacks ready and cue up the movie! Or set up your filter! The choice is yours!

Kinda sad the thunderstorm here is done already, that would've been perfect atmosphere for this film.

🌩️ TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTNING 🌩️

(where applicable)

"Hey Zeus, watch THIS!"

Actually this is pretty unusual for films with a Woman In A Box -- we actually get to see her getting put inside!

A little shmeer of Schneer

Unusually chipper music for a marooning at sea.

AND SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER!

No, seriously this time.

And as always, some Harry in the Hausen.

Olympus is a no-ground level. I hate those -_-;

Zeus has lazer shoulders.

Zeus going into exposition mode here.

"Does it matter?"

Yeah, it's just ONE kid. Who cares, right?

Hera gets off the airplane wearing a coat that says I DON'T CARE DO U on the back >_>

Oh, Zeus is into golden showers, huh

HOLD YOUR BREATH, LAWRENCE

WE GOT THE ALLIGATOR CAGES THIS TIME, NO WORRIES

Zeus, first holder of the Death Note.

And we have monster nipple! Good job.

Yeah, I know what you mean, I never liked the tide pool at the water park either.

Zeus: Murder's wrong.

Also Zeus: Lol watch me drown this city, it's hilarious

Non-claymation nipples, hey

Cactuar Joe

"Perseus, grown into a young man."

It's a collector's model.

See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods.

Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger!

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;"

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie.

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!"

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too.

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything.

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_-

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-;

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far.

A Llamasu! And one for you :D

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell.

"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf.

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree.

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie.

I could watch this vulture all day :D

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights.

@CactuarJoe He was sir Jeeves. Ancestor of Ask Jeeves. A noble line.