"Hey Zeus, watch THIS!" #Monsterdon
Actually this is pretty unusual for films with a Woman In A Box -- we actually get to see her getting put inside! #Monsterdon
A little shmeer of Schneer #Monsterdon
Unusually chipper music for a marooning at sea. #Monsterdon
AND SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER!
No, seriously this time. #Monsterdon
And as always, some Harry in the Hausen. #Monsterdon
Olympus is a no-ground level. I hate those -_-; #Monsterdon
Zeus has lazer shoulders. #Monsterdon
Zeus going into exposition mode here. #Monsterdon
"Does it matter?"
Yeah, it's just ONE kid. Who cares, right?
Hera gets off the airplane wearing a coat that says I DON'T CARE DO U on the back >_> #Monsterdon
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! #Monsterdon
Oh, Zeus is into golden showers, huh #Monsterdon
HOLD YOUR BREATH, LAWRENCE
WE GOT THE ALLIGATOR CAGES THIS TIME, NO WORRIES #Monsterdon
Zeus, first holder of the Death Note. #Monsterdon
And we have monster nipple! Good job. #Monsterdon
Yeah, I know what you mean, I never liked the tide pool at the water park either. #Monsterdon
Zeus: Murder's wrong.
Also Zeus: Lol watch me drown this city, it's hilarious
Non-claymation nipples, hey #Monsterdon
"Perseus, grown into a young man."
It's a collector's model. #Monsterdon
See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods. #Monsterdon
Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger! #Monsterdon
"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon
Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon
"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"
"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon
"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."
Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too. #Monsterdon
That's his sword?
...Well, size isn't everything. #Monsterdon
A cuttlefish?
Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon
Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon
Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon
Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon
"The gods are truly remarkable."
Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon
A Llamasu! And one for you :D #Monsterdon
Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon
"These are strange times, my friend."
Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf. #Monsterdon
Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon
Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/ #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon
I could watch this vulture all day :D #Monsterdon
It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon
TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon
Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens. #Monsterdon
...The WATER doesn't turn invisible? #Monsterdon
You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles? #Monsterdon
Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" #Monsterdon
It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies :/ #Monsterdon
Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon
See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon
This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon
ONE DAY
ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon
Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon
Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon
"Tis a long and perilous journey!"
C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon
"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon
Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon
Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/ #Monsterdon
Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon
DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
Ugh. Pottage :/ #Monsterdon
In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe #monsterdon
it's because Perseus didn't pay for the additional license.
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981