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"Hey Zeus, watch THIS!"

Actually this is pretty unusual for films with a Woman In A Box -- we actually get to see her getting put inside!

A little shmeer of Schneer

Unusually chipper music for a marooning at sea.

AND SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER!

No, seriously this time.

And as always, some Harry in the Hausen.

Olympus is a no-ground level. I hate those -_-;

Zeus has lazer shoulders.

Zeus going into exposition mode here.

"Does it matter?"

Yeah, it's just ONE kid. Who cares, right?

Hera gets off the airplane wearing a coat that says I DON'T CARE DO U on the back >_>

Oh, Zeus is into golden showers, huh

HOLD YOUR BREATH, LAWRENCE

WE GOT THE ALLIGATOR CAGES THIS TIME, NO WORRIES

Zeus, first holder of the Death Note.

And we have monster nipple! Good job.

Yeah, I know what you mean, I never liked the tide pool at the water park either.

Zeus: Murder's wrong.

Also Zeus: Lol watch me drown this city, it's hilarious

Non-claymation nipples, hey

"Perseus, grown into a young man."

It's a collector's model.

See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods.

Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger!

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;"

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie.

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!"

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too.

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything.

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_-

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-;

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far.

A Llamasu! And one for you :D

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell.

"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf.

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree.

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie.

I could watch this vulture all day :D

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights.

Cactuar Joe

Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens.

...The WATER doesn't turn invisible?

You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles?

Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

...Krambo... Krapos... Krimble? No. Kris...?

OH

KRISPY KREMES

THE ANSWER IS KRISPY KREMES

It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies :/

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again.

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes.

This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh.

ONE DAY

ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them"

Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash.

Oh great, now he's horny -_-

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril!

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!"

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill.

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker.

@CactuarJoe #monsterdon
it's because Perseus didn't pay for the additional license.

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981