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See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods. #Monsterdon

Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger! #Monsterdon

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too. #Monsterdon

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything. #Monsterdon

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon

A Llamasu! And one for you :D #Monsterdon

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon

"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf. #Monsterdon

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/ #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

I could watch this vulture all day :D #Monsterdon

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon

TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon

Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens. #Monsterdon

...The WATER doesn't turn invisible? #Monsterdon

You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles? #Monsterdon

Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" #Monsterdon

...Krambo... Krapos... Krimble? No. Kris...?

OH

KRISPY KREMES

THE ANSWER IS KRISPY KREMES #Monsterdon

It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies :/ #Monsterdon

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon

This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon

ONE DAY

ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon

Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon

Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon

Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/ #Monsterdon

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon

"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."

Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already. #Monsterdon

They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon

...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon

NOOOO PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Medusa respec'd into a Rogue build! Sneak Attack really suits her :D #Monsterdon

Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon

Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa :D #Monsterdon

They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.

...Snoobies

Let the force guide you, Perseus. #Monsterdon

Impressive the way she screamed AFTER her head was cut off. #Monsterdon

Oh ick, that's one bad tube of toothpaste. #Monsterdon

He's got a sack full 'o skull #Monsterdon

At this point Caliborn is just Perseus's own personal Team Rocket. #Monsterdon

OY LAY OFF THE OWL D:< #Monsterdon

Perseus's character build is really suffering without that shield. He should respec, get himself a 2-hander build. #Monsterdon

@strangefour EEEEY, CHARON! I'm *WALKIN'* 'ere! #Monsterdon