Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon
Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/ #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon
I could watch this vulture all day :D #Monsterdon
It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon
TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon
Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens. #Monsterdon
...The WATER doesn't turn invisible? #Monsterdon
You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles? #Monsterdon
Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" #Monsterdon
It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies :/ #Monsterdon
Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon
See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon
This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon
ONE DAY
ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon
Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon
Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon
"Tis a long and perilous journey!"
C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon
"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon
Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon
Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/ #Monsterdon
Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon
DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
Ugh. Pottage :/ #Monsterdon
In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon
"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."
Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already. #Monsterdon
They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon
Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!
Well, actually... #Monsterdon
And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon
Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon
...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon
NOOOO PUPPY #Monsterdon
Oh nice, Medusa respec'd into a Rogue build! Sneak Attack really suits her :D #Monsterdon
Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon
Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa :D #Monsterdon
They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.
...Snoobies
Let the force guide you, Perseus. #Monsterdon
Impressive the way she screamed AFTER her head was cut off. #Monsterdon
Oh ick, that's one bad tube of toothpaste. #Monsterdon
He's got a sack full 'o skull #Monsterdon
At this point Caliborn is just Perseus's own personal Team Rocket. #Monsterdon
OY LAY OFF THE OWL D:< #Monsterdon
Perseus's character build is really suffering without that shield. He should respec, get himself a 2-hander build. #Monsterdon
Perseus, whose name in Greek means "He whose fingers are like butter" #Monsterdon
Welp, Pers, congratulations. You lost every gift the gods gave you, got every man under your command killed, and you're stuck miles from anywhere with no horses. Good job, King. #Monsterdon
Fair play to that guard, I think that'd be my response to seeing a SOLID GOLD OWL fly in through the window. #Monsterdon
Obviously Caliborn never had the fire marshal in there. #Monsterdon
I think C3POwl should get to murder more people. #Monsterdon
Bubo like I'LL TAKE HIM I GOT THIS #Monsterdon
The Kraken's kind of a giant sea monkey, huh #Monsterdon
I'm waiting for Perseus to drop the head by accident >_> #Monsterdon
THERE WE GO! #Monsterdon
YOU WANNA GET
STONED
Fair play, though, it's not often a boss monster is actually weak to status effects like that. #Monsterdon
Oh come *on.* Horses are made of spun glass, Pegasus should have eight broken legs and no head. #Monsterdon
The thing about Clash of the Titans is that it's got the PERFECT ratio of People Talking to Harryhausen Beasts -- More Beasts, Less Talking
@CactuarJoe spun glass + resin = fiberglass, another of hephaestus's inventions