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Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash.

Oh great, now he's horny -_-

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril!

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!"

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill.

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker.

"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."

Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already.

They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh.

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually...

And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman.

Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting.

...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword.

Oh nice, Medusa respec'd into a Rogue build! Sneak Attack really suits her :D

Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa :D

They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.

...Snoobies

Let the force guide you, Perseus.

Impressive the way she screamed AFTER her head was cut off.

Oh ick, that's one bad tube of toothpaste.

He's got a sack full 'o skull

At this point Caliborn is just Perseus's own personal Team Rocket.

Perseus's character build is really suffering without that shield. He should respec, get himself a 2-hander build.

Perseus, whose name in Greek means "He whose fingers are like butter"

Welp, Pers, congratulations. You lost every gift the gods gave you, got every man under your command killed, and you're stuck miles from anywhere with no horses. Good job, King.

Fair play to that guard, I think that'd be my response to seeing a SOLID GOLD OWL fly in through the window.

Obviously Caliborn never had the fire marshal in there.

I think C3POwl should get to murder more people.

Bubo like I'LL TAKE HIM I GOT THIS

The Kraken's kind of a giant sea monkey, huh

I'm waiting for Perseus to drop the head by accident >_>

Fair play, though, it's not often a boss monster is actually weak to status effects like that.

Oh come *on.* Horses are made of spun glass, Pegasus should have eight broken legs and no head.

The thing about Clash of the Titans is that it's got the PERFECT ratio of People Talking to Harryhausen Beasts -- More Beasts, Less Talking

@CactuarJoe spun glass + resin = fiberglass, another of hephaestus's inventions