Folks there now remains but ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid it, now would be a good time to set up a tag filter.
If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER (1965)! Whether this is an Alien vs. Predator thing or more of an Abbot and Costello Meet the Wolfman kinda deal remains to be seen.
To join in, just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! You can find the flick gratis on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/502429/frankenstein-meets-the-space-monster
Or on Youtube over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Db6FEvhiMI
Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/Frankenstein_meets_the_Space_Monster_1965
Be there or be fried in re-entry!
Concept: A game called Frankenstein Meets... but it's a Tomodachi Life clone using B-movie monsters instead of Miis. #Monsterdon
There now remains but TEN MINUTES until #MONSTERDON
If you're trying to avoid it, now's your last chance to set up a filter! If you want to join in, grab a snack and get the movie cued up! If you're reading this from some point in the future, you fucked up! It's too late to do either! Sorry buddy!
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TRUMPY!?!? #Monsterdon
Oh, it's the season 2 opener to the X-Files. Little green men, Mulder, little green men! #Monsterdon
Huh, Uncle Fester the Vulcan. #Monsterdon
"A missile attack, how quaint! Vaporize their largest continent." #Monsterdon
They didn't even shave Tuvok's eyebrows there, that's cheap. #Monsterdon
Good god, that's a FULL ACRE of backseat there! Car built back when cars were intended to house a family of four. #Monsterdon
Soundtrack by Man or Astro-Man?, that's great :D #Monsterdon
They could've held this press conference in that car's back seat. #Monsterdon
Colonel Frank Saunders, who came to us straight out of that Twilight Zone episode about the guy freaking out in an isolation capsule. #Monsterdon
Oh god, he was *picked by AI* he's gonna turn out to be a pickle salesman they nabbed from Omaha D: #Monsterdon
Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie :/ #Monsterdon
...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?
...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon
I am doing the twist right now, tho #Monsterdon
Oh, they're cooking the hot dog D: #Monsterdon
And now enjoy watching... What I'm gonna say is a badminton shuttlecock tied to a balloon? #Monsterdon
An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon
The tragic end of Elmer Fudd. #Monsterdon
...Did Frank just teleport thirty yards and punch a dude? #Monsterdon
Man, the princess. They *definitely* have underwire technology. #Monsterdon
"We will make an example of him."
Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon
Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen D: #Monsterdon
...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH? #Monsterdon
Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too. #Monsterdon
Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour :/ #Monsterdon
...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon
MARS NEEDS WOMEN!?
...Wait, the princess doesn't count? #Monsterdon
Y'know, I think the aliens came to the wrong planet. There's only one woman IN this movie. #Monsterdon
An astro-robutt #Monsterdon
"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!" #Monsterdon
PROGRESS ISLAND, USA #Monsterdon
...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time. #Monsterdon
Ha! He disappeared with an audible PING! He's going to Notions! :D #Monsterdon
Sorry folks we just could NOT afford to have dialogue in this scene. #Monsterdon
"I wish to inspect the specimen."
Oh, THAT's why the Princess isn't available for breeding. Gotcha. #Monsterdon
"Raise your arms. Now lower your arms"
Now flap as hard as you can, the ship needs to take off! #Monsterdon
Oh great, now Steel's hand is gonna melt off like that scene in Chernobyl. #Monsterdon
Frank's got all the lithe grace of a ketamine-addicted mountain lion. #Monsterdon
And now, Roman Holiday! For some reason. #Monsterdon
To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon
TV's Dad of TV's Frank #monsterdon
Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art! #Monsterdon
They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon
And now... The reason this film was made <3 #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza The actors must have been paid by the line.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
@neia @CactuarJoe or perhaps by the scream
Wow, they didn't try at ALL to save those women. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Only one womb. Not enough.
@CactuarJoe She’s like a Bee Woman from that other movie we watched.