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They could've held this press conference in that car's back seat. #Monsterdon

Colonel Frank Saunders, who came to us straight out of that Twilight Zone episode about the guy freaking out in an isolation capsule. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he was *picked by AI* he's gonna turn out to be a pickle salesman they nabbed from Omaha D: #Monsterdon

Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie :/ #Monsterdon

...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?

...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon

I am doing the twist right now, tho #Monsterdon

Oh, they're cooking the hot dog D: #Monsterdon

And now enjoy watching... What I'm gonna say is a badminton shuttlecock tied to a balloon? #Monsterdon

An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon

The tragic end of Elmer Fudd. #Monsterdon

...Did Frank just teleport thirty yards and punch a dude? #Monsterdon

Man, the princess. They *definitely* have underwire technology. #Monsterdon

"We will make an example of him."

Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon

Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen D: #Monsterdon

...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH? #Monsterdon

Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too. #Monsterdon

Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour :/ #Monsterdon

...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!?

...Wait, the princess doesn't count? #Monsterdon

Y'know, I think the aliens came to the wrong planet. There's only one woman IN this movie. #Monsterdon

An astro-robutt #Monsterdon

"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!" #Monsterdon

PROGRESS ISLAND, USA #Monsterdon

...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time. #Monsterdon

Ha! He disappeared with an audible PING! He's going to Notions! :D #Monsterdon

Sorry folks we just could NOT afford to have dialogue in this scene. #Monsterdon

"I wish to inspect the specimen."

Oh, THAT's why the Princess isn't available for breeding. Gotcha. #Monsterdon

"Raise your arms. Now lower your arms"

Now flap as hard as you can, the ship needs to take off! #Monsterdon

Oh great, now Steel's hand is gonna melt off like that scene in Chernobyl. #Monsterdon

Frank's got all the lithe grace of a ketamine-addicted mountain lion. #Monsterdon

And now, Roman Holiday! For some reason. #Monsterdon

To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon

TV's Dad of TV's Frank #monsterdon

Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art! #Monsterdon

They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon

And now... The reason this film was made <3 #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's gone kind of split personality here. #Monsterdon

Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9 #Monsterdon

Hey! That alien copped a feel! Watch them hands, Yoda! #Monsterdon

They're straining the women through cheesecloth to remove the impurities. #Monsterdon

"What is your purpose here?"

...Chief, YOU kidnapped ME! #Monsterdon

...They received a Twix from Washington? #Monsterdon

"This is Code 24, General."

My god, Kiefer Sutherland is in the area! #Monsterdon

AMERICA! Moving soldiers! Launching helicopters! Loading things into aircraft! And ROTATING THEM! #Monsterdon

So on a scale of Godzilla: Final Wars to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, how much actual Frankenstein versus The Space Monster fight do you think we're gonna get? #Monsterdon

...So the women all come out the other end of this with elf ears, right? #Monsterdon

Frank and the doctor doing some freelance gardening. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I'm just gonna leave THE ERRATIC SUPERPOWERED CYBORG ZOMBIE standing next to THE ALIEN INVASION CRAFT while I go ride my vespa.

Totally safe.

The doctor will never be mistaken for The Ugly American. He's overqualified >_> #Monsterdon

Dave Coulier snaps into action! #Monsterdon

"Thaats raaight, a SPACE. SHIP." #Monsterdon

Jet-age Jazz, man! #Monsterdon

Sky king! Sky king! Aaaaand sky king. #Monsterdon

Yeah they've got five minutes left, The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy may actually end up having a longer fight scene than this flick. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, kill 'em all and let god sort them out, now I know we're dealing with the American military! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I need a gif of that slow turn to the camera :D #Monsterdon

I do like that the UFO is geodesic, it's a Buckminster Fuller wet dream :D #Monsterdon

FINALLY the Space Monster makes an appearance!

...You literally have four minutes for this fight -_-;;; #Monsterdon

Trumpy's back and he's PISSED! #Monsterdon