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Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen D:

...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH?

Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too.

Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour :/

...Dude don't read your lines into the camera.

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!?

...Wait, the princess doesn't count?

Y'know, I think the aliens came to the wrong planet. There's only one woman IN this movie.

"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!"

...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time.

Ha! He disappeared with an audible PING! He's going to Notions! :D

Sorry folks we just could NOT afford to have dialogue in this scene.

"I wish to inspect the specimen."

Oh, THAT's why the Princess isn't available for breeding. Gotcha.

"Raise your arms. Now lower your arms"

Now flap as hard as you can, the ship needs to take off!

Oh great, now Steel's hand is gonna melt off like that scene in Chernobyl.

Frank's got all the lithe grace of a ketamine-addicted mountain lion.

And now, Roman Holiday! For some reason.

To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity.

TV's Dad of TV's Frank

Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art!

They're hunting Prince of Space!

And now... The reason this film was made <3

Soundtrack's gone kind of split personality here.

Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9

Hey! That alien copped a feel! Watch them hands, Yoda!

They're straining the women through cheesecloth to remove the impurities.

"What is your purpose here?"

...Chief, YOU kidnapped ME!

...They received a Twix from Washington?

"This is Code 24, General."

My god, Kiefer Sutherland is in the area!

AMERICA! Moving soldiers! Launching helicopters! Loading things into aircraft! And ROTATING THEM!

So on a scale of Godzilla: Final Wars to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, how much actual Frankenstein versus The Space Monster fight do you think we're gonna get?

...So the women all come out the other end of this with elf ears, right?

Frank and the doctor doing some freelance gardening.

Yeah, I'm just gonna leave THE ERRATIC SUPERPOWERED CYBORG ZOMBIE standing next to THE ALIEN INVASION CRAFT while I go ride my vespa.

Totally safe.

The doctor will never be mistaken for The Ugly American. He's overqualified >_>

Dave Coulier snaps into action!

"Thaats raaight, a SPACE. SHIP."

Yeah they've got five minutes left, The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy may actually end up having a longer fight scene than this flick.

Ah yes, kill 'em all and let god sort them out, now I know we're dealing with the American military!

Ha ha, I need a gif of that slow turn to the camera :D

I do like that the UFO is geodesic, it's a Buckminster Fuller wet dream :D

FINALLY the Space Monster makes an appearance!

...You literally have four minutes for this fight -_-;;;

Trumpy's back and he's PISSED!

Man, Frank experienced two space ship explosions in two days, that's a rough career.

AND SMASH CUT TO THE CREDITS yeah that's a movie alright.

FILM'S OVER, GET THE FUCK OUT

A Futurama Entertainment Corporation production!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD