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Cactuar Joe

Happy horse on Mars day!

A screenshot of one of those shitty Google AI overview things that says, "On July 6, 1997, a horse became the first animal from Earth to land on Mars, descending the left front wheel of the Sojourner Rover three and a half weeks after it landed. The horse survived the sterilization process before the rover's launch, but no one knows its name or that it was on the rover, and it has since died."
Cactuar Joe

Please Stop Praying For My Horse, You Are Making Him Too Powerful

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The VHS Wizard 🦝📼🧙

@CactuarJoe

(In Coleman Francis nonsensical voice-over voice)

"A man neighs, someone shoots at him. Horse on the Mars. How did it get there?"

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

@CactuarJoe *gets shotgun* moon's horsed

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