Folks it is one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid a bunch of nerds tooting about a goofy movie, best set up a tag filter.
If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is X: THE MAN WITH THE X-RAY EYES (1963) by that master weaver of bullshit, Roger Corman.
Oh, fair warning, lots of eye gore in this one. Groady.
You can catch the flick gratis on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/303016/x-the-man-with-the-x-ray-eyes
On YouTube over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvqz429HEug
Or you can download in advance from archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/XManWithXrayEyes
Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there! :D
It is now ten minutes until #Monsterdon! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. And get the movie cued up. Everyone else, set up a hashtag filter.
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(where eye-plicable)
BETTE DAVIS, NOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon
...Okay, we get it. Eyeball. Can we move on now? #Monsterdon
Man, hypnotoad last week and hypno Z. Arkoff this week. #Monsterdon
Diana Van Der Vlis, that's Dutch for, "of the Vlis." #Monsterdon
Holy eyebags, chief #Monsterdon
...This is gonna be another one of those "you only use 10% of your brain" bullshit fests isn't it 9_9 #Monsterdon
"That's light"
Tastes great, less filling. #Monsterdon
Men in these movies are always accusing women of having a temper for saying things like, "Stop treating me like a child"
They should just skip to hitting the man and put that accusation to actual use. #Monsterdon
"My god, you've trained a monkey to flip all three switches! You madman!" #Monsterdon
"What did he see?"
He saw he was in a Roger Corman movie and died of embarrassment. #Monsterdon
"After tonight's work you can call me Diane"
Yeah there's nothing more intimate than killing a monkey. #Monsterdon
"I'll bring them much more than a report."
Dunkin' Donuts, here we come! #Monsterdon
"Sam, I NEED YOU"
"When do you wanna do it?"
"Right now!"
Me:
He's gone Plaid! #Monsterdon
Sam, I've invented a tailor's DREAM! #Monsterdon
Always with the penetration in these movies 9_9 #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it's that guy. He played a lewd Colonel on M*A*S*H*. #Monsterdon
She's full of bubble wrap. #Monsterdon
Sorry kid, your surgeons are too busy fighting over their bruised egos to think about you. Enjoy the free coffin! #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, do the slipped rotator cuff! #Monsterdon
Yep, this is a film that's fully Cormanized. #Monsterdon
"You know, you're quite lovely."
I'm committing sexual assault just being in the same room with you :D #Monsterdon
...On the other hand, he does have to see the ancient doctor over there nude, so it's a tradeoff. #Monsterdon
You're MAD, James, MAD! #Monsterdon
Jeez, you guys gonna clamp *each artery individually*? Hold up, there's a corpuscle over there you missed, get the BIG clamp out. #Monsterdon
"I see veins, organs!"
♪ Who could ask for anything more! ♫
Wow, what a fragile window. #Monsterdon
AND ONCE AGAIN WE'RE AT PASADENA DAYS '69
how do we ALWAYS end up here -_-; #Monsterdon
Whaaaat? An untrustworthy CARNEY? Never! #Monsterdon
"No secrets, there's nothing left to fight about!"
Hoo boy >_>;; #Monsterdon
...Ick. :/ #Monsterdon
Wow, that's a helluva widow's peak. #Monsterdon
No wonder she's in pain, she's got a textbook illustration of a circulatory system inside her. #Monsterdon
"The effects of the compound are still unpredictable."
So I'm chugging it down like a water wheel! #Monsterdon
Don't look at my Special Eyes! #Monsterdon
Don Rickles plays a very believable scumbag. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Hogans Heroes, too. And the other doctor