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Roughly ten minutes remain on the ol' #Monsterdon countdown. Best get your snack lined up and your movie cued up if you're fixin' to join. Or get your filter up if you're not.

Either way, godspeed and good luck.

TURN DOWN YOUR BRIGHTS

(where applicable)

...Jesus Studio Canal, save some pomp and circumstance for the *movie* #Monsterdon

A film by STEPHEN KING

...for whatever that's worth

Estimation by Data, thanks a bunch. No miliseconds? #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Uneeda Medical Supply East. #Monsterdon

Steve, get off camera. #Monsterdon

"Do you know how to play this game?"

Too busy excavating the canal there >_>; #Monsterdon

Music by AC/DC, whose instruments will strangle them at the climax of the film. #Monsterdon

...Okay at that point why would you get back in the truck? #Monsterdon

Yeah, I think the cars might have the right of this, these drivers are idiots. #Monsterdon

Yeah that goblin head is *definitely* not road legal. #Monsterdon

Aw you broke the yolk :/ #Monsterdon

...Yeah, how DOES Pong kill a man? #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, look DIRECTLY DOWN THE BARREL there we go #Monsterdon

Welp, gotta put the electric knife down now. Stand back. So long Ol' Yeller. #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Polybius. #Monsterdon

He died as he lived, twitchy. #Monsterdon

Aaand the soda hits him in the dick causing a massive blood explosio- I WAS JOKING #Monsterdon

ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon

Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT jack chick tracts in the car D: D: D: #Monsterdon

"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon

C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon

Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon

This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon

My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon

That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon

"Are you dead?"

Yes honey, I'm dead. #Monsterdon

Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon

...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon

"You ever see that much nothing?"

We're watching this film, aren't we? #Monsterdon

Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon

Aw, poor beetle :/ #Monsterdon

So the guy strangled by their walkman... Is the cord prehensile? #Monsterdon

I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has become the hunted :D #Monsterdon

Oh someone's getting punched. #Monsterdon

"Look out!"

Dude we just had a ten minute scene about why he CAN'T DO THAT. #Monsterdon

So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?

Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon

He ran over *the Bible!* The disrespect! #Monsterdon

Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon

"Where are they going, Curtis?"

Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon

So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon

...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon

"We can call the police-"

Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon

"Eat this."

Yes'm! #Monsterdon

WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon

He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon

"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"

I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon

@nev The only honorable way to go #Monsterdon