Yeah that goblin head is *definitely* not road legal. #Monsterdon
Aw you broke the yolk :/ #Monsterdon
...Yeah, how DOES Pong kill a man? #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, look DIRECTLY DOWN THE BARREL there we go #Monsterdon
Welp, gotta put the electric knife down now. Stand back. So long Ol' Yeller. #Monsterdon
Oh nice, Polybius. #Monsterdon
He died as he lived, twitchy. #Monsterdon
Aaand the soda hits him in the dick causing a massive blood explosio- I WAS JOKING #Monsterdon
ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon
Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon
HOLY SHIT jack chick tracts in the car D: D: D: #Monsterdon
"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon
C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon
Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon
This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon
My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon
That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon
Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon
"Are you dead?"
Yes honey, I'm dead. #Monsterdon
Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon
Damn, Lisa Simpson is a helluva driver. #Monsterdon
...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon
"You ever see that much nothing?"
We're watching this film, aren't we? #Monsterdon
Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon
Aw, poor beetle :/ #Monsterdon
So the guy strangled by their walkman... Is the cord prehensile? #Monsterdon
I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has become the hunted :D #Monsterdon
Oh someone's getting punched. #Monsterdon
"Look out!"
Dude we just had a ten minute scene about why he CAN'T DO THAT. #Monsterdon
So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
He ran over *the Bible!* The disrespect! #Monsterdon
Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon
"Where are they going, Curtis?"
Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon
So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon
...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon
"We can call the police-"
Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon
"Eat this."
Yes'm! #Monsterdon
WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon
He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon
"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"
I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon
...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon
He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon
I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon
Kid, tell me you are not going to try and Solid Snake this thing. #Monsterdon
eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon
No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration in less than forty-eight hours! #Monsterdon
Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon
Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time someone yells at a piece of technology it blows up or turns off. #Monsterdon
...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon
Ooo, he's a *fuckhead* well I'm sure he's just devastated mister estivez #Monsterdon
The FLASHLIGHT isn't sentient and homicidal? #Monsterdon
You guys didn't rehearse these lines, did you? ^^;; #Monsterdon
Oh thank god, he's dead. Whew, I was worried there for a minute. #Monsterdon
"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a clean-cut American kid. You're welcome, honey." #Monsterdon
"Is my dad okay?"
Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monsterdon
Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Monsterdon
That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon
KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon
Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe No. But the Fleshlights are.