Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon
Damn, Lisa Simpson is a helluva driver. #Monsterdon
...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon
"You ever see that much nothing?"
We're watching this film, aren't we? #Monsterdon
Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon
Aw, poor beetle :/ #Monsterdon
So the guy strangled by their walkman... Is the cord prehensile? #Monsterdon
I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has become the hunted :D #Monsterdon
Oh someone's getting punched. #Monsterdon
"Look out!"
Dude we just had a ten minute scene about why he CAN'T DO THAT. #Monsterdon
So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
He ran over *the Bible!* The disrespect! #Monsterdon
Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon
"Where are they going, Curtis?"
Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon
So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon
...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon
"We can call the police-"
Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon
"Eat this."
Yes'm! #Monsterdon
WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon
He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon
"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"
I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon
...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon
He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon
I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon
Kid, tell me you are not going to try and Solid Snake this thing. #Monsterdon
eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon
No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration in less than forty-eight hours! #Monsterdon
Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon
Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time someone yells at a piece of technology it blows up or turns off. #Monsterdon
...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon
Ooo, he's a *fuckhead* well I'm sure he's just devastated mister estivez #Monsterdon
The FLASHLIGHT isn't sentient and homicidal? #Monsterdon
You guys didn't rehearse these lines, did you? ^^;; #Monsterdon
Oh thank god, he's dead. Whew, I was worried there for a minute. #Monsterdon
"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a clean-cut American kid. You're welcome, honey." #Monsterdon
"Is my dad okay?"
Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monsterdon
Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Monsterdon
That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon
KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon
Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon
FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon
"You killed my boss!"
You're welcome. #Monsterdon
...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon
Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon
Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon
So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon
Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon
He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon
I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon
...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon
Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon
...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon
Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truck was way more menacing than the green goblin truck. #Monsterdon
Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kinda lame, it wasn't even the main villain. The platform truck got more kills. #Monsterdon
WHAT THE FU--
That text postscript makes no sense.
The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon
"Btw Russian nukes saved the day"
BY FAR the least believable thing TO EVER HAPPEN OFF CAMERA #Monsterdon
"Any similarity to actual events... would be really sad" #Monsterdon
Lookin' for the Maximum Overdrive reboot set in the near-future where everyone uses self-driving cars that get taken over by a Grok-lookalike. Halfway through the movie we get an extended glimpse of an Elon Musk lookalike strangled by his own seatbelt. #Monsterdon
ikr even the poorest country in the world can afford a truck to put their machine gun on.
@CactuarJoe cart-kun saves us
@CactuarJoe they saved that for Space Cowboys
@CactuarJoe the nuclear satellite, because he had been entrusted with greater responsibility than the truck carrying toys, came to a deeper understanding of his own responsibility to others. perhaps if the toy truck had been trusted more, it too could have made better decisions. i have not seen this movie
@mcc Gotcha, to end the machine rebellion give the 18-wheelers nukes :D