Folks we are about an hour away from #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! It involves *a lot* of goofy toots about a movie, so if you want to avoid that consider setting up a hashtag filter.
On the other hand, if you'd like to join in, this week we're watching VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972), one o' them Hammer Horror flicks! Expect a lot of red tempera pai-uh, blood, I mean, and possibly some bare boobies.
The movie's available free with ads from Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/100004533/vampire-circus
Or YouTube over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMbG7lnzccI
Or you can download in advance from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/vampire-circus-1972-1080p-blu-ray-yts.-mx
Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there :D
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Rank and file movie #Monsterdon
Lord Byron on his porn-writing stump. #Monsterdon
Wheee. Whee. #Monsterdon
They don't airbrush walls like that anymore. #Monsterdon
Run, Jenny, you've stumbled into the Epstein manor. #Monsterdon
Man, those prosthetic teeth are way over the top. Dude can barely close his mouth. #Monsterdon
Ha ha, the dress just drops off like, "welp don't need that anymore! This is a Hammer flick, after all!" #Monsterdon
But yes, remarkably fast Time To Titty even for a Hammer flick. #Monsterdon
HA HA HA, slain by a squirt knife! Gotta remember to pump up the pressure first! #Monsterdon
Shoutout to the dude who speared him in the groin, tho, you'd think that'd be his weak point. #Monsterdon
The count is dead! Bring in the peppermint schnapps! #Monsterdon
Wow, gettin' gleeful about this vampire murder. #Monsterdon
Destroy the castle! Whip the rocks from the foundation! Make sure you don't look in the extremely obvious cellar, men, the vampire needs to come back in the third act! #Monsterdon
Woof, that text is FUSCHIA :/ #Monsterdon
Credits being haunted by a pissed-off Vulcan. #Monsterdon
BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD
BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon
...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon
"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon
"If they got in, I can get out."
Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon
"There's the roadblock!"
More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon
Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon
oh god a chimp :/
Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon
Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon
It
...what the fuck? #Monsterdon
Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe jinx, coke xD