BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD
BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon
...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon
"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon
"If they got in, I can get out."
Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon
"There's the roadblock!"
More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon
Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon
oh god a chimp :/
Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon
Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon
It
...what the fuck? #Monsterdon
Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon
Sure, but will it play in Shtetl? #Monsterdon
"I love her too"
I-I wasn't staring at the tiger lady, I don't know what you mean! #Monsterdon
...Frodo? #Monsterdon
"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."
And now, lunch! #Monsterdon
*smooch* Eew, Fancy Feast breath :/ #Monsterdon
Hitting a high Tits-Per-Second count here #Monsterdon
That's why you give your panthers a safe word, folks. #Monsterdon
Oops, found a deposit of Greenscreenite. #Monsterdon
...Boogermeister? #Monsterdon
Oh, it's the mirror of homoerotic doom #Monsterdon
HA HA HA HA HA HA
oh my god I haven't seen a panther puppet THAT bad since Apocalypto! :D #Monsterdon
Wow, granny went all floppy in death #Monsterdon
Even for vampires, veal is in bad taste. #Monsterdon
He died as he lived, bloated and greasy. #Monsterdon
Dora's main job in this movie so far has been to stare glassy-eyed at everything. #Monsterdon
He paid a visit to the Imperial Office of Exposition. #Monsterdon
Really this is gonna have a high body count because the vampires found a town where everyone is genetically predisposed to staring off into the middle distance and ignoring loud noises off-camera #Monsterdon
Man, Castlevania wishes it could. #Monsterdon
Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon
The dancers! Someone's stuck silly putty on their necks! #Monsterdon
Okay that's just excessive. #Monsterdon
We really do get some great looks at the actor's dental work in this film. #Monsterdon
Good thing he yelled as loud as possible to alert the vampire to his presence. #Monsterdon
Whoops, the doc's anatomy is a little rusty #Monsterdon
You can't CHOKE A VAMPIRE #Monsterdon
Anton like Ooooh that smarts #Monsterdon
Oo, count's got a new bellybutton #Monsterdon
Once more walks the living Romulan #Monsterdon
OH COME ON THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A CROSS #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe It's the thought that counts
@SordidAmok And the Count that thinks.
Well, maybe not. #Monsterdon