There remains but ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Consider yourself warned, a hashtag filter is your only hope to avoid this catastrophe!
If on the other hand you'd like to join in on the catastrophe, this week's movie is THE RAVEN (1963), a Roger Corman schlockfest with Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff!
The flick's available over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/305023/the-raven
On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQtrEvcVr0
Or you can download from Archive.org! https://archive.org/details/the-raven-1963
Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you in an hour :D
Fifteen minutes left until #Monsterdon! Consider this your final warning! Set up a hashtag filter or anything you see will be your own fault! If you're joining in, grab your snacks and get the movie cued up!
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(where applicable)
That's a lion, not a raven. Nice try, Corman. #Monsterdon
"I'm Leslie Stahl. I'm Mike Wallace. I'm_" *gunshot* #Monsterdon
This is a PRIDE COFFIN, BITCHES #Monsterdon
Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon
...You cannot tell me this isn't a Muppet Show bit. #Monsterdon
"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"
Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon
...Oh it's a FUNNY adaptation :/ #Monsterdon
"You are under an enchantment!"
Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon
This bird's got quite a grocery list. #Monsterdon
So he goes into the basement, I can only assume we'll be meeting Death of Rats next. SQUEAK. #Monsterdon
...Rabbit's LOG?
Bunny lumberjack maybe? ...Bunberjack. #Monsterdon
Yeah, probably don't wanna mention the box of eyeballs to the Raven. Save that for lunchtime. #Monsterdon
VINCE
VINCE, STOP
VINCE THAT WHISK SUCKS
VINCE THE POT IS ABOMINABLE
VINCE I'M SENDING YOU A LINK TO THE OXO STORE
OH GOD IT'S PETER LORRE #Monsterdon
I think Pete had more dignity when he was being pantsed by Bugs Bunny. #Monsterdon
Roger Corman: Naturally an adaptation of one of the most popular gothic poems of all time must concern itself primarily with the politics of half-rate wizards. #Monsterdon
This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon
Close the box, boys, gotta keep her fresh. #Monsterdon
"Sleeves are a little long"
They'll ride up with wear. #Monsterdon
How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon
Oh dear. Hijinks. #Monsterdon
Hit him with the ol' Vincebeam. #Monsterdon
Well, they've got a full party now. #Monsterdon
"What about mother? She wants you home!"
"Why"
"I don't know-"
Neither do I, man. Neither do I. #Monsterdon
I wish they'd stop trying to be funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. #Monsterdon
And now, for your entertainment and enlightenment, twenty full minutes of Jack Nicholson freaking out. #Monsterdon
Mm, lime jello castle. #Monsterdon
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@CactuarJoe Fortunately it has one of those beepers like my refrigerator if you leave it open too long.
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