There remains but ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Consider yourself warned, a hashtag filter is your only hope to avoid this catastrophe!
If on the other hand you'd like to join in on the catastrophe, this week's movie is THE RAVEN (1963), a Roger Corman schlockfest with Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff!
The flick's available over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/305023/the-raven
On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQtrEvcVr0
Or you can download from Archive.org! https://archive.org/details/the-raven-1963
Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you in an hour :D
Fifteen minutes left until #Monsterdon! Consider this your final warning! Set up a hashtag filter or anything you see will be your own fault! If you're joining in, grab your snacks and get the movie cued up!
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(where applicable)
That's a lion, not a raven. Nice try, Corman. #Monsterdon
"I'm Leslie Stahl. I'm Mike Wallace. I'm_" *gunshot* #Monsterdon
This is a PRIDE COFFIN, BITCHES #Monsterdon
Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon
...You cannot tell me this isn't a Muppet Show bit. #Monsterdon
"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"
Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon
...Oh it's a FUNNY adaptation :/ #Monsterdon
"You are under an enchantment!"
Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon
This bird's got quite a grocery list. #Monsterdon
So he goes into the basement, I can only assume we'll be meeting Death of Rats next. SQUEAK. #Monsterdon
...Rabbit's LOG?
Bunny lumberjack maybe? ...Bunberjack. #Monsterdon
Yeah, probably don't wanna mention the box of eyeballs to the Raven. Save that for lunchtime. #Monsterdon
VINCE
VINCE, STOP
VINCE THAT WHISK SUCKS
VINCE THE POT IS ABOMINABLE
VINCE I'M SENDING YOU A LINK TO THE OXO STORE
OH GOD IT'S PETER LORRE #Monsterdon
I think Pete had more dignity when he was being pantsed by Bugs Bunny. #Monsterdon
Roger Corman: Naturally an adaptation of one of the most popular gothic poems of all time must concern itself primarily with the politics of half-rate wizards. #Monsterdon
This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon
Close the box, boys, gotta keep her fresh. #Monsterdon
"Sleeves are a little long"
They'll ride up with wear. #Monsterdon
How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon
Oh dear. Hijinks. #Monsterdon
Hit him with the ol' Vincebeam. #Monsterdon
Well, they've got a full party now. #Monsterdon
"What about mother? She wants you home!"
"Why"
"I don't know-"
Neither do I, man. Neither do I. #Monsterdon
I wish they'd stop trying to be funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. #Monsterdon
And now, for your entertainment and enlightenment, twenty full minutes of Jack Nicholson freaking out. #Monsterdon
Mm, lime jello castle. #Monsterdon
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SA-oh
...never mind. #Monsterdon
Pretty sure I had a house like this in Skyrim. #Monsterdon
POPE JOHN PAUL!? #Monsterdon
This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon
Two drinks in, Pete's lookin' to get transmuted into a penguin. #Monsterdon
He gets the case back and just brains Scarabus over the head and walks out. #Monsterdon
Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon
That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon
Please don't lick Peter Lorre goo off your fingers, Vince. #Monsterdon
So... THIS is Old Man Yaoi, huh? #Monsterdon
"We'll have to try it."
Yeah, after all, all work and no play makes... Well, you know. #Monsterdon
Awright, NOW we're back to the REAL meat of the movie! Vincent Price opening doors to find nobody standing there and then turning to find them staring at him through the window! Oh yeah, baby! #Monsterdon
Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon
Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon
OH MY GOD HE LIT HER HEAD ON FIRE, I- oh
>_> #Monsterdon
Four people strapped to slabs of rock and forced to watch a madman prepare their torture
At long last, I can relate to this film.
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon
That's not a torch, that's a flamethrower @_@ #Monsterdon
Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon
DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon
In my experience wizard battles are usually carried out with snarky Tumblr DMs. #Monsterdon
Erasmus's Instant Plates #Monsterdon
He's summoned the Puppy Bowl! #Monsterdon
Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon
Erasmus's Noclip Curse #Monsterdon
FINALLY we get to casting Fireball. He's just been wasting spell slots this whole time. #Monsterdon
Yeah, that umbrella's gay enough for Vincent Price. #Monsterdon
The Raven: Vincent Price Fingerblasts Boris Karloff for Ninety Solid Minutes #Monsterdon
Robot Enby Xero@CactuarJoe didn't level destruction enough
@CactuarJoe ECCM. Enchantment counter counter measures.
@CactuarJoe this is, like, wood league caliber dueling