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Fifteen minutes left until #Monsterdon! Consider this your final warning! Set up a hashtag filter or anything you see will be your own fault! If you're joining in, grab your snacks and get the movie cued up!

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

That's a lion, not a raven. Nice try, Corman. #Monsterdon

"I'm Leslie Stahl. I'm Mike Wallace. I'm_" *gunshot* #Monsterdon

This is a PRIDE COFFIN, BITCHES #Monsterdon

Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

...You cannot tell me this isn't a Muppet Show bit. #Monsterdon

"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"

Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon

...Oh it's a FUNNY adaptation :/ #Monsterdon

"You are under an enchantment!"

Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon

This bird's got quite a grocery list. #Monsterdon

So he goes into the basement, I can only assume we'll be meeting Death of Rats next. SQUEAK. #Monsterdon

...Rabbit's LOG?

Bunny lumberjack maybe? ...Bunberjack. #Monsterdon

Yeah, probably don't wanna mention the box of eyeballs to the Raven. Save that for lunchtime. #Monsterdon

VINCE

VINCE, STOP

VINCE THAT WHISK SUCKS

VINCE THE POT IS ABOMINABLE

VINCE I'M SENDING YOU A LINK TO THE OXO STORE

OH GOD IT'S PETER LORRE #Monsterdon

"Go get some more!"

"Where?"

Walmart, duh. #Monsterdon

I think Pete had more dignity when he was being pantsed by Bugs Bunny. #Monsterdon

Roger Corman: Naturally an adaptation of one of the most popular gothic poems of all time must concern itself primarily with the politics of half-rate wizards. #Monsterdon

This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon

Close the box, boys, gotta keep her fresh. #Monsterdon

"Sleeves are a little long"

They'll ride up with wear. #Monsterdon

How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon

Oh dear. Hijinks. #Monsterdon

Hit him with the ol' Vincebeam. #Monsterdon

Well, they've got a full party now. #Monsterdon

"What about mother? She wants you home!"

"Why"

"I don't know-"

Neither do I, man. Neither do I. #Monsterdon

I wish they'd stop trying to be funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. #Monsterdon

And now, for your entertainment and enlightenment, twenty full minutes of Jack Nicholson freaking out. #Monsterdon

Mm, lime jello castle. #Monsterdon

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SA-oh

...never mind. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I had a house like this in Skyrim. #Monsterdon

POPE JOHN PAUL!? #Monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

Two drinks in, Pete's lookin' to get transmuted into a penguin. #Monsterdon

He gets the case back and just brains Scarabus over the head and walks out. #Monsterdon

Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon

Please don't lick Peter Lorre goo off your fingers, Vince. #Monsterdon

"We'll have to try it."

Yeah, after all, all work and no play makes... Well, you know. #Monsterdon

Awright, NOW we're back to the REAL meat of the movie! Vincent Price opening doors to find nobody standing there and then turning to find them staring at him through the window! Oh yeah, baby! #Monsterdon

Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon

Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD HE LIT HER HEAD ON FIRE, I- oh

>_> #Monsterdon

Four people strapped to slabs of rock and forced to watch a madman prepare their torture

At long last, I can relate to this film.

Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon

That's not a torch, that's a flamethrower @_@ #Monsterdon

Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon

DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon

In my experience wizard battles are usually carried out with snarky Tumblr DMs. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Instant Plates #Monsterdon

He's summoned the Puppy Bowl! #Monsterdon

Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Noclip Curse #Monsterdon

FINALLY we get to casting Fireball. He's just been wasting spell slots this whole time. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that umbrella's gay enough for Vincent Price. #Monsterdon

The Raven: Vincent Price Fingerblasts Boris Karloff for Ninety Solid Minutes #Monsterdon

Daaaaahling #Monsterdon

That is some... Weirdly flammable stone. #Monsterdon