Folks it is only one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter.
If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is GODZILLA, MOTHRA, AND KING GHIDORA: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK (2001), a rubber monster classic. Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along!
It's available over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100039782/godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah-giant-monsters-all-out-attack
Or Archive.org has both the subtitled version: https://archive.org/details/eng-sub-godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah-giant-monsters-all-out-attack_2001
Aaaand the English dub: https://archive.org/details/42.-godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah-2001
Be there or be square!
Ten minutes now remain until #Monsterdon. Either set up a hashtag filter, or be prepared to endure a loooooong series of corny jokes. It's a good time :D
I like that the acronym for tonight's movie is GMK. We're all on Greenwich Mean Kaiju :D #monsterdon
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS
(where applicable)
Our country suffered a terrible attack.
BY GODZILLA
...Okay I've seen Godzilla since I first watched this movie and I am gonna take a bit of an exception to General Bitchass here
The military didn't save Japan from Godzilla, it was one pacifist scientist who killed himself to save your asses! The military mostly SUCKED and DIED #monsterdon
Satsuma sub. Waiting for the tangerine submersible. #monsterdon
"What's happening out there? What's that on the screen?"
...Bitch we're seeing the same thing you are, we don't know either #monsterdon
GODZILLA, MOTHRA, AND KING GHIDORA: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK
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THE SEARCH FOR A LONGER TITLE
"In the states there are many stories of witches"
Yeah, we can make a movie that'll have 'em pukin' in the aisles! #monsterdon
Last scene of the movie is just Godzilla standing in the corner of a basement. #monsterdon
Oh right, this is the Godzilla movie that hates children. Gotta have young punks. #monsterdon
Welp, so much for any survivors, huh #monsterdon
Movie's setting up some more children to squish. #monsterdon
Man, you know you fucked up if MOTHRA eats your ass. #monsterdon
"No I'm sorry"
A violent fight erupts over whose day was nicer! #monsterdon
"Godzilla... Will return!"
In CASINO ROYALE! #monsterdon
I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon
Once again, we turn to the islands of bonin' #monsterdon
"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"
NO
THEY DIDN'T
THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT
>:(
Justice for piss guy #monsterdon
Aaaaaalbatross. AAAAAALBATROSS
You think he comes with wafers? #monsterdon
"Stones can record history like a CD"
...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon
Yeah, and maybe he made a light soul reduction to drizzle over the soul flank steaks he prepared earlier! #monsterdon
"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon
So, a Godzilla has been sighted, or conditions are right for a Godzilla to occur? #monsterdon
Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe mentally temporarily lowering the knife i'm holding to this movie's metaphorical throat
@nev For the moment, yeah