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"No I'm sorry"

A violent fight erupts over whose day was nicer! #monsterdon

"Godzilla... Will return!"

In CASINO ROYALE! #monsterdon

I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon

Once again, we turn to the islands of bonin' #monsterdon

"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"

NO

THEY DIDN'T

THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT

>:(

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Aaaaaalbatross. AAAAAALBATROSS

You think he comes with wafers? #monsterdon

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

Yeah, and maybe he made a light soul reduction to drizzle over the soul flank steaks he prepared earlier! #monsterdon

"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon

So, a Godzilla has been sighted, or conditions are right for a Godzilla to occur? #monsterdon

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

"Also Raymond Burr was there, it was horrifying!" #monsterdon

PUPPY PLAY! #monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #monsterdon

Look, just pick up Shinji and activate Unit 01, get a move on. #monsterdon

Here he is, the man himself! #monsterdon

I appreciate how vindictive Godzilla is in this movie. Like, he's a real heel here. #monsterdon

This scene with the mushroom cloud is really far more effective than the rest of the film it's in. #monsterdon

Like, that's not a scene that should be in a movie that spends *this much time* trying to convince people that monsters are being led to battle by vengeful souls trapped in rocks. #monsterdon

Ooooh, that's a callback to Godzilla's first appearance in the first movie :D

I like being able to catch stuff like this now :D #monsterdon

(though honestly I think it was more effective in the first film) #monsterdon

Godzilla like, "God damn it, I *hate* moles." #monsterdon

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."

"That is not my dog." #monsterdon

Mean to puppy :( #monsterdon

*Looney Tunes closing music plays* #monsterdon

"Hey miss, will we die?"

Well, I'm over twenty five, so *I* should be fine. You're a kid, tho, so you're probably boned. #monsterdon

Alright, who dropped the giant styrofoam packing peanut in the ocean -_- #monsterdon

I do love the bargain basement of the airwaves <3 Let's hear it for the losers :D #monsterdon

Hi Momthra :D #monsterdon

"I taught my men to be proud of what they did!"

They didn't do anything. A scientist who didn't trust your fucking military took Godzilla out with a superweapon *that he took to his grave to keep out of your hands* #monsterdon

Man, fuck being a reporter, Yuri should join the Tour de France. Woman's keeping up with Godzilla on a *bike* #monsterdon

SARGEANT SHOUTY!!

SPECIAL DEFENSE SQUAD!!!!

REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!! #monsterdon

"It's the first time I've seen action."

...I thought you had a daughter, sir? #monsterdon

Hold on, I'm just gonna remember that one time Godzilla got got by a pair of Mothra grubs :D

They literally String Shot him to death and kicked his ass into the ocean :D

Oh yeah, that's a fun memory :D #monsterdon

So, Tackle, Poison Needle... You think Mothra's got Fairy Wind, or is this more of a Gen 1 situation? #monsterdon

Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

Mm, Ghidora's full of red tempera paint. #monsterdon

Godzilla like, "What part of 'Embodiment of Human Technological Hubris' did you not understand?" #monsterdon

Ghidora's gonna drown Godzilla like a New Jersey mafia don. #monsterdon

"Why does the commander have to go himself!?"

Because I'm a man's man, kid. I'm a man's man's man. #monsterdon

"Promise you'll come back alive."

Sure, kid. I mean, I haven't got a quarter of the cojones on that pacifist scientist from the first movie, so I'm sure I'll be fine. #monsterdon

Yes folks, the military's out there fighting Godzilla for our freedom! How Godzilla got our freedom, I'll never know. #monsterdon

Ghidora like, "Oh shit, you found my missing temporal lobe! Thanks guys, I should be okay from here." #monsterdon

Ghidora learned Draco Meteor! #monsterdon

...So if the Guardian Monsters are specifically empowered by the souls of people who died in WWII, *precisely which souls* are, at this moment, frying Godzilla with a bug zapper? Is this a Manchuria thing or more of a gift from the Phillipenes? #monsterdon

Though I suppose in retrospect the whole resurrection thing makes sense. Probably the answer to the question of how you kill a monster made of the souls of the dead is NOT, "durrrr maybe try murder." #monsterdon

Yup, that sure is a Godzilla sphincter right there. #monsterdon

Turns out the real solution to the problem of nuclear vengeance was just "give him a stomach ulcer." #monsterdon

So how long you figure it takes before dad's skin starts sloughing off from radiation poisoning? #monsterdon

Well done, General Schwartzkopf. #monsterdon

Yes, thank the entire military for protecting us from the threat of nuclear annihilation! Don't stop to ask where that threat actually comes from, just salute like a good girl! #monsterdon

Good CG heart, tho #monsterdon

All-Out Attack does have one of the better plots for a Godzilla flick -- it's far more coherent, for a start -- but the pro-military bits really do irritate the shit out of me >_> #monsterdon

Oh well. At least it's not Godzilla vs. King Ghidora (1991) with the blatant nationalism and the time travel and the incest. #monsterdon

@trixter @CactuarJoe well I'm glad _someone_ had it, I mean, I sure don't

@paco @CactuarJoe For whatever reason, Godzilla seemed much more hostile and destructive this time around, so I understand the hostility towards him. Also, those glassy/milky eyes! #Monsterdon