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NEW COMIC: Woke
https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2025/03/12/woke/

Location: Cantina
Panel 1: Cross Country (G.I. Joe): “I’m in a good mood, Dorothy.” Dorothy Zbornak: “Why’s that, Cross Country?” CC: “The president’s gonna make sure the country isn’t woke anymore.”
2: Dorothy: “What does that mean, exactly?” CC: “You know. Woke. No more D.E.I. No more radical gender ideology. None of that woke stuff.”
3: Dorothy: “How about same-sex marriage? That’s pretty woke, right?” CC: “I reckon so.” Dorothy: “How about desegregation? That was a woke idea.” CC: “Um…” Dorothy: “Women’s suffrage? That’s woke.” CC: “Well…” Dorothy: “Ending slavery was really woke.”
4: Dorothy: “Declaring independence from the monarchy and forming a democracy where people had representation in the government? That’s a crazy woke idea.”
5: CC: “Um, I think I see what you’re getting at, Dorothy. I know what I need to do.”
6: Dorothy: “Where are you going?” CC, walking away, with a Confederate flag on the back of his shirt: “I’m gonna go find a garden where I can live naked. Everything that’s happened since Eden has been too damn woke.” Dorothy: “Don’t talk to any woke snakes.”

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Mar 12, 2025, 09:19 PM··Ivory for iOS

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