Internet, why must you schedule multiple streaming things on a Snday during Monsterdon time? I will have to choose... But I know Bat People is bad.
We got movie sign!
Or my clock is fast.
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Did someone just whisper/mumble "no no, me kitten flithy" over shots of bats squeaking?
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THE Bat People, accept no substitutes.
Starring dime store Anthony Perkins.
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Oh the real star of the movie. The make up effects.
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Come on movie. Do something to get my attention. I have Chargeman Ken being insane on my second monitor.
Awww a baby bat~~ He's gonna steal that pic-a-nic basket.
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Oh boy. More driving in a 70s movie. Yippie.
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Content warning, creepy cave bugs. Eww.
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OH NO! Bat puppet on a string! It's in her hair!
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Hooray the Rabies content warning is in full effect.
Eww. He's a polar bear.
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"You're not doctors. You're children!"
Charlie Brown is right.
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The doctor has a solarium? I guess that almost makes sense since this is a ski resort doctor, but damn these folks rich.
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Is that a shot of a woman wearing bats as a necklace?
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Bat boy is here! Squeak! Squeak I say!
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SO the horror is that his hands are getting fat? . . . like bat's fat fingers? what?
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So our body count so far is: 1 mannequin
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Jazz improv monster attack cam!
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Long car drives.
Wood paneled rooms.
How long until we get a long scene in a sheriff's office?
THE 70S!
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He wants to stay in the hospital.
But he equally wants to jump out windows and run away.
Um maybe yall should send him to a mental hospital?
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Oh he stole an Ecto-1
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The gas station isn't going to explode? Omg... I'm afraid i have to admit it but...
Laserblast was a better movie.
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And now a drunk hobo? Is this the most 70s movie?
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We have arrived at the sheriff's... candle lit dinner for two table?
Is he hitting on this married woman? What?
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Movie what even are you about? I don't like anyone or the plot. We were promised Bat PEOPLE. Plural. Not one man going crazy and a broken marriage.
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Ya know cave exploration is a kind of rockclimbing. We do nothing but rockclimbing movies these days. All month even.
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Dr Batboy needs help. He thinks he's in Psycho, but he's in this pile of guano instead.
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Werebat sex scene? Ewww.
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Okay so did he really turn into a Bat People or are her orgasm screams just really weird?
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How is there ten minutes left? We are exactly where we were ten minutes ago and that felt like it was 5 minutes after the movie should have ended.
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All Sheriffs Are Bastards.
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WE HAVE FINALLY SEEN A BAT PEOPLE! . . . and I don't care. Eww so much drool.
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Okay so he could always hear bats. So he was always a bat person. he just went into this cave and got rabies. What are the chances?
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How is sexual assault/police brutality sheriff still alive?
Oh she hears things now to. A second bat person has hit the screen!
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The Birds but The Bats. Wait wasn't that also a movie?
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FUCK YEAH! BITE HIS ASS MY LITTLE WINGED FRIENDS!
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Did Stan make the -- why the fuck did that bat just screech like a Pteradon? -- Did Stan also make the little flapping bat puppets?
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Aww I love the little bat on his trigger hand happily nibbling away. He's like a Critter with wings.
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Now the love theme from Bat People.
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THE END.
It's over.
The last 5 minutes of mild craziness were not worth the other boring 90 minutes.
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On a technical moving making sense, not our worse movie. But it's so boring when it';s not giving me the willies thinking about rabies or hating basically all of the cast.
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I would must rather rewatch Laserblast. That's good bad stupid cheese.
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@strangefour At least Laserblast had the turtle aliens. We got like a full thirty seconds of bat monster here. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Or we could have rewatched that Gargoyles movie. That was alot of caves and a hundred times more make up effects. And not creepy sheriff.
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@CactuarJoe That's all the time Stan Winston had available.He has TWO films and FIVE TV series credited to him in 1974. The man was BUSY. #monsterdon @strangefour
@strangefour Oh, wow. I think Laserblast was on a whole different level.
It was a lower level.
Much lower.
Lower even than that.
Go lower.
There...no, lower.
@ramsey Cute little shellless turtle men. Out bounty hunting and fucking up their job. So cute. So incompetent.
@strangefour @ramsey l feel like this is exactly why the curve on https://xkcd.com/653/ is shaped like it is
@diazona @ramsey Oh wow yeah. That is so many Monsterdons. Sitting there wishing you had something to drink at the end of another "winner." #Monsterdon
