Soon we will venture into the...
B O G
Ah good old traditional redneck fishin` techniques.
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How can you have a guest star in a movie?
Why is the title over a street filled with station wagons?
Is this an off cut of the love theme from Boggy Creek?
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Mario and Luigi and their wives on vacation?
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Huh. Shocked we had no Harbinger of doom in this movie. But a really early kill. What are you low budget lake monster movie?
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Does that lady have a thick Milwakee accent? Where is this lake?
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What are these "jokes"?
There are bad even for dad jokes.
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I know we often "root for the monster" but what is our fastest time to that? These aren't our worst protagonists at all, but they are very unlikeable.
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Monster cam? Is he up a tree? Oh wait it's vision is red. And he hates teeth?
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Green Acres is the place to be~
Farm livin` is the life for me~
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Dupont lure? Well that's an obtuse old euphamism I've never heard before.
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Well the search party was successful...
In a normal world these two guys would be up on murder charges. But it feels like they are gonna vanish and we are going to spend the rest of the movie in the sheriff's office.
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Oh. They murder suspect husbands are here, and the sheriff is kicking them out of the movie? Well heres hoping they become drunk monster bait.
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HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE AT DRACULA! HAHAHAHHA! Wait is this a "comedy"? Oh no. We have a bad record with comedies.
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The laws of gun sales across state lines.
And we have a Torgo?
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Why does this feel like it was meant to be a sequel to The Giant Spider Invasion?
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Oh damn. I didn't realize I should have started a beer counter earlier. We must have hit two six packs already.
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Where the hell are we? What the hell are we going now? We have a BOG WITCH!?
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Well now I'm on Team Bog Witch.
The Bog monster has ancient long dead names? Oh. Someone read some Lovecraft when they were plotting this. Or maybe Fishhead. There's a bunch of old fishman short stories.
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Wait. Why does the Torgo kinda look like Stephen King?
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Okay can we be in the story the Bog Witch is setting up. It seems way cooler than this show in a sheriff's log cabin.
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A romantic scene between 50 year olds?
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
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Wait is she singing along with the love theme while making out?
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@strangefour That's not Eddie Albert. Marshall Thompson