Oh I need to go get a drink before Clash of the Titans.
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Saints be praised. It's a titanic clash in technicolor.
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With a cast of old semi famous actors even us old folks can't remember. And Rocky's trainer.
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I love Zeus's throne. It's so shiny and 70s.
I can't tell if everything is more fuzzy because of this being an old movie, or if the upload is grainy, or if there is too much vaseline on the camera.
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Aren't those the statues with laser eyes from Never Ending Story?
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Zeus is a toy collector. One of us! One of us!
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Okay how long into this movie before it's safe to make a Kraken dez nuts joke?
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Oh hey casual tiddy of the 70s.
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Zeus knows that a real collector never keeps his toys mint in box. They must be taken out and enjoyed. Played with. Men are toys to be held and cherished.
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I love the little bit of traditional animation thrown in with the stop motion work.
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Dude goes to sleep and wakes up thousands of miles away because the gods are assholes.
Also he is wearing his ugliest underwear.
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Wait an old man with a bunch of cats camped out in an amphitheater? Welcome back crazy old man from Logan's Run!
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"You sent him WHERE while half naked? You should have sent him fully naked! Also give him some cool weapons."
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Golden shower mentioned.
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The gods have granted Perseus the greatest weapon of all. Steel in the age of bronze.
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Zeus. Your mic is muted. Go into settings. I can't hear you. Can you hear me? Can you type?
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Perseus you git! You forgot your sword.
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Hey fun with composite shots.
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Wow this guard is like the chattiest NPC from Oblivion.
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A giant vulture from Uber Eats?
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A winged horse arrives with the leitmotif of the movie.
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Flying horses are better with flaming hooves. Less wind resistance than wings.
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SO a part of her soul is stolen every night? Does it come back in the morning? I don't understand what this vulture is accomplishing.
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Oh no. We have arrived at the poison swamp. Perseus you are in a Fromsoft game!
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Calibos just has a bunch of caveman henchmen?
This guy is supposed to be monsterous? He be the star of so many monster romance novels now.
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Oh so the cavemen are there to come up with riddles. Well good work if you can find it.
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Who wants to get married under the eyes of a goddess?
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Hooray a wedding. Well that was a short movie but that's how myths go. Seems complicated but ends quickly.
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"Justice... or revenge?"
Both? Both? Both.
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@strangefour Just like teenage sex. Seems complicated and ends quickly. 
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