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Oh I need to go get a drink before Clash of the Titans.

Wait who put Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the VCR?

Saints be praised. It's a titanic clash in technicolor.

With a cast of old semi famous actors even us old folks can't remember. And Rocky's trainer.

I love Zeus's throne. It's so shiny and 70s.
I can't tell if everything is more fuzzy because of this being an old movie, or if the upload is grainy, or if there is too much vaseline on the camera.

Aren't those the statues with laser eyes from Never Ending Story?

Zeus is a toy collector. One of us! One of us!

Okay how long into this movie before it's safe to make a Kraken dez nuts joke?

Zeus knows that a real collector never keeps his toys mint in box. They must be taken out and enjoyed. Played with. Men are toys to be held and cherished.

I love the little bit of traditional animation thrown in with the stop motion work.

Dude goes to sleep and wakes up thousands of miles away because the gods are assholes.
Also he is wearing his ugliest underwear.

Wait an old man with a bunch of cats camped out in an amphitheater? Welcome back crazy old man from Logan's Run!

"You sent him WHERE while half naked? You should have sent him fully naked! Also give him some cool weapons."

The gods have granted Perseus the greatest weapon of all. Steel in the age of bronze.

Zeus. Your mic is muted. Go into settings. I can't hear you. Can you hear me? Can you type?

Wow this guard is like the chattiest NPC from Oblivion.

A winged horse arrives with the leitmotif of the movie.

Flying horses are better with flaming hooves. Less wind resistance than wings.

SO a part of her soul is stolen every night? Does it come back in the morning? I don't understand what this vulture is accomplishing.

Oh no. We have arrived at the poison swamp. Perseus you are in a Fromsoft game!

Calibos just has a bunch of caveman henchmen?
This guy is supposed to be monsterous? He be the star of so many monster romance novels now.

Oh so the cavemen are there to come up with riddles. Well good work if you can find it.

Who wants to get married under the eyes of a goddess?

Hooray a wedding. Well that was a short movie but that's how myths go. Seems complicated but ends quickly.

OH HELL NO. Do not taunt the gods infront of a statue of one. You are just asking for it now.

The Kraken has no known weaknesses. Burgess Meredith read his tech specs.

Hephaestus charges extra for rush jobs. He is the Scotty of Mount Olympus.

I love that little mechanical bird. My grandparents had a little metal bronze bank that was owl shaped. When I would visit them I'd pet that little Bubo idol.

NPC guard is just part of the story now? Is he the Threepio to Bubo's Artoo?

HAH! I forgot about the man drowning in the oatmeal caldron.
Well I forgot alot alot of this movie I saw alot as a kid but haven't seen in probably 30 years.

@strangefour Just like teenage sex. Seems complicated and ends quickly. 😆
#monsterdon